Bananas
Why Does Deadpool need bananas?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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, mai 10 2013 03:41
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#552
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 12:41
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Only Deadpool knows.
We are never going to see a Deadpool movie, aren't we?
#553
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 03:34
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It depends on whether or not they finish perfecting Spiderman movies and making X-Men movies about Wolverine. Either that, or Michael Bay will decide to do it, since no one else is.
You know what do?
Adorable nickname for everyone who go to Mcdonalds to eat regularly. Ask that question from them next time you are in Mcdonalds in a most spluttering voice possible.
Ask, I dare you.
The next time I go to McDonald's it will be to either protest or burn it down.
#554
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 04:03
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Posté 21 mai 2014 - 04:42
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Hmm... I have no idea.
Why doesn't everyone just become vegetarians?
Why doesn't everyone just become vegetarians?
#556
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 05:56
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Because we're already vegans.
What's a "gym"?
#557
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 06:07
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It is a abbreviation from the words "great yodling mandate". Everyone who says that it is some kind of place to go for a workout is LYING.
Why am I right-handed?
#558
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 06:13
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#559
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 07:32
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Its easy. You just have to have the willpower to truly m'ass'ter it! (*Sigh* I'll show myself out)
If the earth is round, why cant we just roll to where we need to go?
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#560
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 10:55
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The earth is flat silly 
If is the earth flat why doesn`t the ocean fall off ?
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#561
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 12:34
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It does, but there is a huge sump-pump below.
Why are spotted hyenas so disgusting?
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#562
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 04:11
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Because they all wear the same outfit, like at a party where three women are wearing the same print dress.
Would you put a large platter of cheese nachos on the antlers of your pet moose and use him as a nacho antlered end table after you made him lay down in your living room?
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#563
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 08:03
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A moose won't fit in my apartment, so I just use deer tables.
What monster would you want in the Godzilla sequel?
#564
Posté 21 mai 2014 - 09:31
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A giant 500-metre tall Miley Cyrus wielding a d*ck balloon.
What happens when a human is tossed into a mass relay station?
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#565
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 12:12
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He/she becomes Eezo (Wo)Man!
Why?
#566
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 02:46
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Aliens are to blame.
Why are they to blame for everything?
#567
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 02:56
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Because they haven't been in a stupid teen romance-- ... oh wait...
Will we ever get to see Vampires v.s. Aliens!?
#568
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 02:59
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You might, I'd gouge my eyes out before that.
What if your legs, didn't know they were legs?
#569
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 06:30
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They would be arms
Can someone wear toe rings on their fingers ?
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Posté 22 mai 2014 - 06:34
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I think if they have chubby fingers then yeah they probably can hah.
Why would anyone do that when there are rings made for fingers?
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#571
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 06:45
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May be it`s cheaper ?
Have you every kissed someone and got piercings locked ?
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Posté 22 mai 2014 - 06:52
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That shouldn't be a reason, good things costs money and are usually worth it. I would rather be without then, than to wear something bad lol.
Hah no, I hate piercings and especially in the tongue, I would never date a guy who had one, tattoo's on the other hand are very welcome.
Why do some people get their tongues pierced? Doesn't that hurt like hell?... haha.
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#573
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 06:57
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I bet it would hurt 
Some people like pain ?
Ok i`ll try braces
Have you kissed someone with braces and loced together ? you see it on Tv so it must be real
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Posté 22 mai 2014 - 07:00
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Hahaha Nope I haven't that either
And now I'm kinda curious... have YOU?
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#575
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 07:06
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No it`s an urban myth .... isn`t it ?
Whats the best urban myth ?
