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[luna1124]

Hummingbirds hitching a ride on Geese

 

 

 

 

 

Why are so many people addicted to coffee or tea?

[Just My Moniker]

Because "And on the seventh day God rested...with a cup of joe in the morning and a spot of tea in the evening." Genesis 2.2 

 

What is the meaning of life?

[DeathScepter]

42

 

 

 

 

Why does monkey farts flames with spicy bananas?

[Versus Omnibus]

Say what?

 

Is this really how Benjamin Franklin discovered that lightning is made of electricity?

 

 

[Just My Moniker]

Close, but Ben was a bit more ripped than that.

 

Why can Goofy talk but Pluto cant?

[Orian Tabris]

Because he'd break his contract with Disney if he did.

 

Why happens to the sun when the moon comes out?

[The Spirit of Dance]

The sun gets up from its seat and sits at the other planet.

 

Why do we need to breathe?

[Volus Warlord]

To vent negative energies. 

 

Why are angels so ugly?

[Versus Omnibus]

To prevent beautiful angel/human babies from being born.

 

 

Did you know Merlin is half demon?

[Just My Moniker]

Really? I thought he was half fish.

 

Where do forum-ninjas get their training?

[smoke and mirrors]

It`s a secret so if you don`t know i can`t tell you

 

 

Why can`t you see ninjas ?

[Just My Moniker]

Ive finally discovered the ninja's secret! They are able to remain undetected because th- *A wild shuriken strikes Moniker!* *It was super effective  *

 

How am I posting this? A ninja just killed me!

[smoke and mirrors]

Your a ghost Moniker

 

 

Why do they let ghosts on to forums ?

[Just My Moniker]

Because ghosts are awesome!   

 

What is "apple" spelled backwards? 

[smoke and mirrors]

Elppa ... i don`t know ?

 

 

Why do people fart in puplic ?

[Farci Reprimer]

SO we who dont fart would feel better about ourselves.

 

Will dolphins rule the world one day?

[Deathangel008]

no, the world will always be ruled by mice.

why does the weather frequently gets worse when weekend starts?

[bEVEsthda]

That's simple, silly. The weather party hard.

 

Why do people always accept poor tools for every task that is not a passion of theirs?

[DeathScepter]

for Elepants in space are transmitting their signals into their brains.

 

 

 

 

Why are there Elepants in space and how to they relate to the Aliens that cause the Great War?

[Versus Omnibus]

Because the aliens and elephants are distant cousins.

 

Are there really dinosaurs in Africa?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes crocs and elephants are living dinos

 

 

have you seen alligators in the sewers ?

[bEVEsthda]

I suppose I must have at some time. Anyone knows that the sewers are full of alligators.

 

 

Why do Nikon & Sony cameras render browns, reds and skin tones so poorly, and why do Canon cameras render greens so poorly, and why do Olympus come out so yellow, and why do Fuji screw up reds and yellows, and how do I switch the film back to Kodachrome on all my digital cameras?

[smoke and mirrors]

his is why everyone uses their phones to take pics these days.

 

 

Before colour TV / colour pics were invented was the world black and white ?

[bEVEsthda]

Yes. There is conclusive photographic evidence for that.

Van Gogh would say no. But everybody knows he drank Turpentine, as well as Absinthe.

 

 

How come cotton has become cheaper, despite slavery being abolished?

 

 

(P.S. ...and only 'fools' who have no clue about photography or real  image quality, take their pics with phones, so yeah, "everyone".)

[Versus Omnibus]

Because Cotton Fairies work for cheap.

 

 

How much would it cost to live in Vancouver? I plan on moving there.