Because your last name is Crafstman.
Do jellyfish dream of twerking anemones?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#627
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 07:31
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Gee i hope not 
Why can`t i win the lottery ?
#628
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 08:03
bEVEsthda
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Because you're real, and people who win on lottery are not real. They're just people you "hear about".
How big percentage of Bloggers are just full of it?
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#629
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 08:18
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Over 9000%
Why can't pillows talk to me?
#630
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 10:44
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You need to change pollows mine talk all the time
Why is it funny when someone else falls over but not funny when you fall over ?
#631
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 11:21
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Chaplin's fifth rule of comedy.
How old is old?
How old is old?
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#632
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 02:31
Versus Omnibus
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Old enough.
How can I have fun when the four horsemen are outside and they're all Terminators?!
#633
Posté 29 mai 2014 - 07:40
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well you are going to be one of the leaders of the Resistance in the Great War.
How bad is the Great War to let him be a leader and why does it involves a jumphouse?
#634
Posté 30 mai 2014 - 11:59
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It was very bad and jumphouse was his code name .
If your partner is complaining and you not listening are they really complaining ?
#635
Posté 30 mai 2014 - 04:01
DeathScepter
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no and they were complaining about the Horrible cooking
who was the cook?
#636
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 01:24
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Nigella Lawson
What was Nigella doing cooking at my place ?
#637
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 01:25
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You don't remember asking Nigella to help you make strawberry shortcakes?
How could you forget that?
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#638
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 01:27
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Damn i must have been drinking again .
What was i drinking ?
#639
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 01:29
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I don't know, but it was green.
Did you see that Battlefield is about Cops v.s. Robbers now?
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#640
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 07:05
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No, I didn't. But I'm sure it makes a lot of sense.
What would make the thinnest book? Famous german comedians or the complete volume of EA's game design consultants' CVs?
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Posté 31 mai 2014 - 05:25
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The complete volume of EA game design consultants CVs?
Why do I never get to see any shooting stars? I want to make some wishes!
#642
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 05:29
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Your gun doesn't shoot stars.
Why is there Blu-ray, but no Red-ray, Green-ray, etc.?
Why is there Blu-ray, but no Red-ray, Green-ray, etc.?
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#643
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 05:39
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Because the developers of such things are colour blind.. they can only see blue...
Why aren't you named "mars runner" instead of "galactic runner"?
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#644
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 05:48
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Because I'm a runner IN SPACE!!!!
Is there a OneWomanNavy, or a OneWomanAirForce, or a OneWomanMarine, or a OneWomanCoastGuard? 
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#645
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 05:54
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Hahahaha Touché! 
No there isn't, because I am so very special!!!!
Why do the stars only appear at night time? Oh oh oh, and how fast can you run in SPACE?
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#646
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 06:01
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Because the paparazzi keep appearing during the day, and I can run so fast that gravity fluctuates amongst the solar systems.
Why do clouds only appear during the day?
Why do clouds only appear during the day?
#647
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 06:06
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Because they go to sleep at night time.
Why is grass green and not pink?
Why is grass green and not pink?
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#648
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 06:37
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because pink grass would look awful.
why is chocolate so delicious?
#649
Posté 31 mai 2014 - 07:19
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I would have responded earlier, but my internet went down all of a sudden. AAGGHH!!
@OneWomanArmy, I have another answer: Chlorophyll and Photosynthesis.
@Deathangel008, it triggers those endorphins, and Willy Wonka is behind all the chocolate, after all.
What happens if I use the Colonel's Secret Recipe for Willy Wonka's Candy instead?
@OneWomanArmy, I have another answer: Chlorophyll and Photosynthesis.
@Deathangel008, it triggers those endorphins, and Willy Wonka is behind all the chocolate, after all.
What happens if I use the Colonel's Secret Recipe for Willy Wonka's Candy instead?
#650
Posté 01 juin 2014 - 05:37
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The candy would taste terrible 
Where does the hair in old mens ears come from ?
