The hair on their head migrated there.
Why when I run I go faster than when I walk ?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#652
Posté 01 juin 2014 - 11:19
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mini-yetis.
What is roman nougat?
What is roman nougat?
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Posté 01 juin 2014 - 03:46
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Why is my ballsack larger than my eye?
#654
Posté 01 juin 2014 - 04:23
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Because your eye isn't kawaii enough.
Why do people die when they're killed?
#655
Posté 01 juin 2014 - 05:37
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Because it's a fact!
How many arrows to the knee can a human withstand?
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Posté 01 juin 2014 - 07:23
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All knee around ther world have been steel armored on the day of the happening 11.11.11.
Why I can't start at the end and not the beginning of thy book ? It would be faster to complete it !
#657
Posté 02 juin 2014 - 09:41
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You can and should read from the back to the start .
Where do the missing socks go ?
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Posté 02 juin 2014 - 10:39
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Under your sofa.
Why are people not live in caves anymore?
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#659
Posté 02 juin 2014 - 10:51
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The phone reception is really bad
If we lived in caves where would we put the flat screen TV ?
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Posté 02 juin 2014 - 11:03
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Haha so true so true! We would put it on top of the cave.
Why are the really big screen tv's so expensive? and I mean those that are above 100 inch! I want one in 200 inch!
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#661
Posté 02 juin 2014 - 11:09
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You`ve got a gun use it 
free stuff 
Why don`t people reload their guns on TV ?
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Posté 02 juin 2014 - 11:25
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Hah good idea! You are such a wise man 
Because they are on TV!!!! It's not for real!!!! lol.
Why have not made virtual reality zombie games yet? I want to feel like I am in one.
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Posté 02 juin 2014 - 11:27
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edit: You are! Make no mistake. These couple of decades have been just maintenance for the zombie virtual world game re-launch
Where does the "mafia phrase" sleeping with the fishes originates from?
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Posté 02 juin 2014 - 11:36
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Hey... you didn't answer my question, you answered Smokeys question lol
It originates from the fact that in the old days the mafia liked to sleep with the fishes, they had them as pets and they always had them near their beds, couldn't sleep without them.
How did the name Mafia appear? Who invented it?
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Posté 03 juin 2014 - 09:23
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Two Italian guys were talking about their Mother ( MA ) and her name was Sophia(FIA ) .She was a full on gangster , very dangerous so they put the word together and MAFIA was born .
If the eyes are the windows to the soul where is the door ?
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Posté 03 juin 2014 - 03:34
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Hahahahahahaha
The door is your MOUTH 
Why are the real mafia never hot looking like the ones in the movies?
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#667
Posté 03 juin 2014 - 03:57
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Because all the good looking mobsters left the business to become movie mobsters
In LOTR, if both Dwarves and dragons covet gold so intensely...are they somehow related 
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#668
Posté 03 juin 2014 - 07:42
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It's common knowledge that mini-humanoids and giant flying lizards have a common ancestor; it was called Stubbysaurus.
What do you think the next colored wedding will be for Game of Thrones?
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#669
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 12:37
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Pfft! I don't know... Vomit coloured?
How do we know Justin Bieber isn't just a figment or our imagination?
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Posté 04 juin 2014 - 12:41
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Because he sings to us in our hearts. Well, at least mine.
Where were they taking the hobbits?
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#671
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 12:47
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The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, to ISENGARD, to ISENGARD, Theyre taking the hobbits to ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD
Why can I never come up with a good "silly question" to ask?
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#672
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 01:20
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Because I own all the silliness in the world.
A snake-bite kit... Why would you bite, a snake?
Where were they taking the hobbits?
LOL, love the euphemism!
#673
Posté 04 juin 2014 - 01:26
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Because you gotta show them who's boss.
Why is Le Lenny god?
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Posté 04 juin 2014 - 01:59
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i raised a fish named gym
did my hair grow out near a foreset
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Posté 04 juin 2014 - 04:28
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Yes
If the grass isn`t greener on the other side why are the cows over there ?
