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#676
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Because nobody told that to cows. Maybe someone should do that already...

 

Can we save Sean Bean from dying in his next movie?http://www.rockpaper...date=2012-04-13



#677
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LOL i don`t think we can save him .

 

 

 

If people can  burn the candle at both ends why isn`t there two wicks ?



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There is... it's just hidden..... you just have to find it!!!!

 

 

 

Why am I not a Queen?


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#679
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I thought you were the Queen of Denmark :huh:

 

 

Who is the Queen if not OWA ?



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Hah, I was just joking, this IS the "Ask a SILLY question afterwards right haha :P

 

 

Of course I OWA am the queen of Denmark! :P

 

 

Why is it raining today? The weather was so warm for several days.


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#681
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Because Angels are taking a long shower up there.

 

Why puppies are so adorable? Are they just playing innocent?


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#682
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Yes. They are in reality true murder machines, caught in a never-ending war with cats.

Whoever wins shall rule over Earth and humanity.

 

Why is water wet?


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#683
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Because you have to swim in once in a while.

 

 

 

Why is air something you can inhale?



#684
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Because it would be mighty uncomfortable if it wasn't.

 

 

Why can't I spit acid?



#685
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You can but you can only do it once .

 

 

Why don`t people say sorry after sneezing , they just spat in the air we breathe ?



#686
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Because they know that the Sneeze Fairy always collects the sneezed air up, before anyone can breathe it.

 

Why don't magicians cast spells?



#687
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They are not licensed by the board of Wizards and Witches.

Why do wizards need a wand?
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#688
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Why are people excited about BattleField Hardline? I've been thinking about this for awhile now, and I just can't understand why......



#689
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Wizards need wands because they don't have d****. They fall of as a side-effect of using magic.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was in reality Chuck Norris?



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None!!! Because Chuck Norris can handle 50 men in a second and kill them all just like that!!! Just disregard the fact that it looks a bit fake when he kicks them high up in the air and into the wall..... :o

 

 

What would happen if animals ruled over humans instead of humans ruling over animals?



#691
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Bananas and Elephants will be in Space and On the Moon and Ruling the Human and Dolpins are enforcing Their Laws

 

 

 

 

Why are the Elephants live on the moon and ruling Humans?



#692
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Oh thats easy their space elephants and a lot smarter than humans

 

 

 

How did space elephants get to earth ?


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Oh thats easy, they travelled on motorcycles.

 

 

 

 

How did the elephants become so big?


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#694
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They ate all their vegetables like Mum said .

 

 

What type of vegetables do elephants like ?



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Spinach!

 

 

 

Which other animals has travelled here from space?



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Otters came from space too .

 

What planet do otters come from ?



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They come from Jupiter! I bet you didn't know that...

 

 

 

What planet do rhinos come from?



#698
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Mars of course

 

 

What lives on Saturn ?



#699
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No, Who lives on Saturn. What lives on Jupiter.  :lol:

 

Why dont more people nowadays know about Abbott & Costello?


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#700
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Because most of the people around here haved seen BW movies / TV :P

 

 

What about the Marx Brothers ?