It`s bad because it`s not good .
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away what keeps the dentist away ?
It`s bad because it`s not good .
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away what keeps the dentist away ?
Because cupid loves his right to shoot lightning love arrows at fools.
Why does mousestalker stalk mice?
Because she's trying to see how many mice a mousestalker could stalk if a mousestalker could stalk mice.
Why am I alternating between font styles and size and color in my silly question?
Because you're American, and you people do that sort of thing.
Why do I like pie?
Because if you didnt like pie, bad things would happen... ![]()
What is this alien's name? ![]()
Tini the wonder muffin
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it. Does the cow go moo?
No, because Tini the wonder muffin has already abducted the cow.
?sdrawkcab noitseuq ym si yhW
No. The answer is 345^4
Is your Avatar a guy or a girl? I honestly can't tell.

Who keeps deleting my silly question?!
"Is it you, Moniker?" "Nope not me!" It has to be somebody!
it was the ghost of ManGiraffeDog
Can you find it in your heart to click on my profile?
Much click , very disturbing gif, Wow...
Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?

What should I eat?
Dead baby fingers. I hear they are quite tasty.
You didnt skin the banana with the fork this morning did you?
No
Why did the banana split ?
Because it was having a fling behind the missus back. Timing is everything.
Why did the Emperor not see the Horus Heresy coming?

Because he was busy playing Warhammer online!
Why time is bigger than space?
Because space went on yet another diet. She's paranoid that she might gain a pound.
Why didn't the MK ninja costume designer add more variety to these suits?

Because his daddy didn't gave him enough money.
Why getting overpriced & newest electronic stuff is a good idea?
Because it sells!
Is this my second post in this topic and also my second post in this whole forums? ![]()
Probably. I'll have to check the FBI's most wanted list to be sure, though.
How do I use the internet?
With a 28.8 Kbps dial up modem.
Why Pluto is a better colony for humans instead of Jupiter?
Because Pluto is cold, and most of us humans deserve to die of pneumonia.
What happened to the dog I neither saw nor owned?
It is lost for ever ![]()
Why is it when you have something sore people always hit / touch you there ?
Because they get off on it.
Why, oh why, did I throw my space cow out the air lock?