So she could fly home .
Where do space cows live ?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#752
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:33
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Inside people.
Is a space cow blind? I never checked mine. >.<
#753
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:35
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No they just look cool in sunglasses 
Why didn`t you look after your space cow ?
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#754
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:38
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It was on the udder side of the galaxy.
How does one go beyond infinity?
How does one go beyond infinity?
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#755
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:45
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One does not. One goes to infinity, then beyond.
When did I grow bewbs?
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#756
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:48
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Not sure but with them you can rule the world 
Why do men love them so much ?
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#757
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:49
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'Cause bewbs.
Can I make it to the sunshine?
#758
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 07:51
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Yes just think happy thoughts
Why don`t you come Downunder there`s heaps of sunshine?
#759
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 08:35
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'Cause I'm already Sher.
Why do people in this thread ask silly questions?
#760
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 08:50
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Because thats what we do here
Why are elephants scared of mice ?
#761
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 12:42
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Because mice rhymes with rice. And elephants are alergic to it.
If you wait for a waiter, do you not become the waiter?
#762
Posté 13 juin 2014 - 06:10
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No, because the labour union wouldn't think that was cute.
Why do women assume they dress themselves for men, when they're really only concerned about what other women think?
#763
Posté 14 juin 2014 - 05:17
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I think women know they dress for each other 
John Mellencamp even wrote it in a song
Do i need liposuction ?
#764
Posté 14 juin 2014 - 10:33
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I think women know they dress for each other
Do i need liposuction ?
No, I already saw you sucking lip with some hottie the other day.
Why is red hair really orange?
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#765
Posté 14 juin 2014 - 10:47
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Because the reflected spectrum also contains wavelengths that stimulate green signal in the eye.
Why do they make candles which eventually will swamp their own wick?
#766
Posté 14 juin 2014 - 10:54
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Because they smell nice
Why are aliens always from Uranus ?
#767
Posté 14 juin 2014 - 11:15
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Beats me, but I doubt they would be there in the first place because those gases would kill all life forms.
Why is it that Thedas has two moons?
#768
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 12:19
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Because Thedas couldn`t keep up with tatooine`s three
How many moons would you like to have ?
#769
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 12:26
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1, just 1. And all natural, no death stars
Why is the Death Star size of a small moon and not a star?
#771
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 03:47
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Me
Why isn`t Pluto a planet anymore it looks like one ?
#772
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 05:55
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well pluto is a jerk that he is not a planet anymore.
why is Pluto such a jerk to lose his planet status?
#773
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 10:14
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'Cause scientists confused him with Goofy's dog.
How do you 'Eat Pray Love'?
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#774
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 10:58
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With a fork and knife
Why do I like being a renegade Commander Shepard so damn much?
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#775
Posté 15 juin 2014 - 12:23
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Because a Gatorade Commander Shepard isn't possible.
If she's a "One Woman Army", does that mean she has breast cannons that shoot milk shells?
