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#826
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It was you... oh oh....

 

 

Should I be scared now?....



#827
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Depends... Have you heard of Jasper Beardly?

 

Did the octopus/squid thing get stuck on his head after trying to eat him, or did his pirate mum have sex with a tentacled marine animal?



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No I haven't heard of Jasper.. now I started to shake out of fear.... :crying:

 

 

 

I think his mum had sex with a tentacle marine animal but then Jasper found out and killed the animal!!

 

 

What happened next??



#829
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One Woman Army found out that Jasper Beardly is a character from The Simpsons, and one of his famous quotes is "Was that you, or was that me?" (in response to an earthquake).

 

Can Superman outrun The Flash?



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Lol I do watch the Simpsons haha, I just didn't know the last name... OR didn't think of it haha either way damn.. I'm a screw up sometimes :bandit:

 

 

 

No cause when Superman fly high up in the air, sometimes he get so high up that he get stuck up there!!!

 

 

 

Is Batman in love with Robin?


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You are lamenting the fact that you have just lost the game.

 

If men could get pregnant, where would the baby reside?



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I heard, "Bite my red-hot glowing ass." so I'm going with red-hot glowing asses.

 

(No joke. I literally just heard that as I was about to type something. I have a YouTube video playing - it's a Dragon Age 2 parody.)

 

Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please.



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But I am not speaking Spanish right now. I am speaking English... you need to lie down Ori... shhh... it's okay...

 

 

 

Are the voices in your head still there?


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#834
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They weren't voices, they were Ron Burgundy's dog's barks. Dog barks sound like Spanish.

 

Do you know the Muffin Man?



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No...  I don't know the Muffin Man

 

 

Who is he?..... Someone with a lot of muffin's?.... :rolleyes:


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#836
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Gingerbread Man: Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?

Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?

Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane?

 

 

Is the Muffin Man a friend of The Muffin Master ?



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No... no he is not... buuuut... they are indeed related! They just dont know it yet......

 

 

 

Which one is the father and which one is the son?...



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The Muffin man is the father and he Muffin Master is the son .

 

 

What do they eat at their place ?



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They eat donuts cause if they ate muffins they would be cannibals!!!

 

 

 

Who is the mother?


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#840
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Nigella lawson :wub:  is the Mother

 

 

What is the silliest question you have seen ?



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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I seeeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

Are you asking me to remember? Honestly man? lol



#842
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Yes i am asking you :P

 

Has OWA been drinking if she doesn`t remember ?



#843
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Wat? you saaaaay someting? My bottle is getng ver hevy, me druuuuunk..... lol. But there are soooooo many to chose from!!!!

 

 

 

 

Has Smokey got a special mirror?


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#844
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yes. and it is magical.

 

 

 

 

which do you want A purple orange or a blue apple?


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A purple orange

 

 

 

Why does coffee taste so good?



#846
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Because it`s made out pure gold .

 

 

What is the best coffee ?



#847
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Cappuccino? Latte?'

 

 

 

 

What is the second best coffee?



#848
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There is no "best coffee." It's a myth.

 

Why are humans sheep?



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Because we like to count sheep.

 

 

 

Why do we count sheep when we cant sleep?



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It`s easier than counting elephants

 

 

 

Why don`t we moo at cows ?