It was you... oh oh....
Should I be scared now?....
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
It was you... oh oh....
Should I be scared now?....
Depends... Have you heard of Jasper Beardly?
Did the octopus/squid thing get stuck on his head after trying to eat him, or did his pirate mum have sex with a tentacled marine animal?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No I haven't heard of Jasper.. now I started to shake out of fear.... ![]()
I think his mum had sex with a tentacle marine animal but then Jasper found out and killed the animal!!
What happened next??
One Woman Army found out that Jasper Beardly is a character from The Simpsons, and one of his famous quotes is "Was that you, or was that me?" (in response to an earthquake).
Can Superman outrun The Flash?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Lol I do watch the Simpsons haha, I just didn't know the last name... OR didn't think of it haha either way damn.. I'm a screw up sometimes ![]()
No cause when Superman fly high up in the air, sometimes he get so high up that he get stuck up there!!!
Is Batman in love with Robin?
You are lamenting the fact that you have just lost the game.
If men could get pregnant, where would the baby reside?
I heard, "Bite my red-hot glowing ass." so I'm going with red-hot glowing asses.
(No joke. I literally just heard that as I was about to type something. I have a YouTube video playing - it's a Dragon Age 2 parody.)
Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
But I am not speaking Spanish right now. I am speaking English... you need to lie down Ori... shhh... it's okay...
Are the voices in your head still there?
They weren't voices, they were Ron Burgundy's dog's barks. Dog barks sound like Spanish.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No... I don't know the Muffin Man
Who is he?..... Someone with a lot of muffin's?.... ![]()
Gingerbread Man: Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane?
Is the Muffin Man a friend of The Muffin Master ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No... no he is not... buuuut... they are indeed related! They just dont know it yet......
Which one is the father and which one is the son?...
The Muffin man is the father and he Muffin Master is the son .
What do they eat at their place ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
They eat donuts cause if they ate muffins they would be cannibals!!!
Who is the mother?
Nigella lawson
is the Mother
What is the silliest question you have seen ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I seeeeeeeeeee
Are you asking me to remember? Honestly man? lol
Yes i am asking you ![]()
Has OWA been drinking if she doesn`t remember ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Wat? you saaaaay someting? My bottle is getng ver hevy, me druuuuunk..... lol. But there are soooooo many to chose from!!!!
Has Smokey got a special mirror?
yes. and it is magical.
which do you want A purple orange or a blue apple?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
A purple orange
Why does coffee taste so good?
Because it`s made out pure gold .
What is the best coffee ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Cappuccino? Latte?'
What is the second best coffee?
There is no "best coffee." It's a myth.
Why are humans sheep?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because we like to count sheep.
Why do we count sheep when we cant sleep?
It`s easier than counting elephants
Why don`t we moo at cows ?