Haha, yeah I figured that, it's why I let you win once in a while.
This sounds just perfect!!! I'm not leaving, just saying!
Of course you can, you're a strong man!!! That T-rex is scared of you maaaaaaann.
Do you want that T-rex as a pet?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 10:40
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Retour en haut
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 10:45
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Let me win, huh? Cool. Works for me.
Stay as long as you like. I'm gonna water slide my way into the jaccuzi repeatedly, tho'.
Yes, and I shall name him: Bruticus! 'Cause his glutes shall be of the maximus!
So, you just gon' stand there? Or are you gonna toss my slippers at that lightswitch?!
Stay as long as you like. I'm gonna water slide my way into the jaccuzi repeatedly, tho'.
Yes, and I shall name him: Bruticus! 'Cause his glutes shall be of the maximus!
So, you just gon' stand there? Or are you gonna toss my slippers at that lightswitch?!
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 10:53
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Let me win, huh? Cool. Works for me.
Stay as long as you like. I'm gonna water slide my way into the jaccuzi repeatedly, tho'.
Yes, and I shall name him: Bruticus! 'Cause his glutes shall be of the maximus!
So, you just gon' stand there? Or are you gonna toss my slippers at that lightswitch?!
I'm gonna toss your slippers at that lightswitch hahahaha.
Are we in the dark now?
(And I have to go because I have an appointment but I'll be back later today A3) 
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 11:00
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If you have good aim, yup! C'ya later, Oh-Dubs!I'm gonna toss your slippers at that lightswitch hahahaha.
Are we in the dark now?
(And I have to go because I have an appointment but I'll be back later today A3)
Is Tupac back?
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:17
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Yeah... he is at the supermarket right now<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Is Elvis back?
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:21
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Him & Tupac are currently recording a duet, using a public bathroom as recording both for security purposes.
How can you tell a platypus is angry?
How can you tell a platypus is angry?
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:27
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You can tell if it starts to stump its foot down to the ground really really really fast.
How many teeth does it have?
#933
Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:30
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I don't know, but it's startin' to look infected.
Horror movie rule #37, enlighten me.
Horror movie rule #37, enlighten me.
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:38
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Rule #37 Never stop laughing! It's simply not possible with horror movies not to laugh, NONE of them are scary! Consider yourself enlightened!!!
Comedy: Which do you consider best? Enlighten me.
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 09:47
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That's sooooo tough! From Farley, Ferrel, Tucker, Sandler, Pryor, the Murphys, Chapelle, 3 Stooges, Stiller, Carrel, Fey. I'll narrow it down. Anything outrageous!
So, can you keep your cool when your favorite song comes on, or do you end up like this?
^I end up like that.
So, can you keep your cool when your favorite song comes on, or do you end up like this?
^I end up like that.
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Posté 26 juin 2014 - 10:08
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Hahaha, sadly I cant "like" it, I am out of likes again 
Do you dance like that outside? haha
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#937
Posté 26 juin 2014 - 10:11
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Only when everybody's lookin' and I got an extra hat so they can leave me money.
How much do you even lift?
How much do you even lift?
#938
Posté 26 juin 2014 - 11:43
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0,005 pound, my bones are brittle...i think
Why was it sunny outside today ?
#939
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 12:31
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Don't matter, you still doin' work, son! *FLEX*
It was, until somebody's momma came lookin' for me! I told her; her days are: Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday! And she can't touch these buns! Y'all know how it goes. (It's a fat mama joke because I'm a juvenile).
America or 'Merica...f__k yeah!..?
It was, until somebody's momma came lookin' for me! I told her; her days are: Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday! And she can't touch these buns! Y'all know how it goes. (It's a fat mama joke because I'm a juvenile).
America or 'Merica...f__k yeah!..?
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Posté 27 juin 2014 - 01:07
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Somewhere else.
I just don't get it; if B.C. is a caveman, how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?
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Posté 27 juin 2014 - 03:53
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I got two answers to that.
1) Skip daily application of lotion on Wednesday.
2) A secret 11th commandment that applies only to him. Also, B.C. stands for "Born Cool", middle name, " Too".
Has anyone ever gotten robbed in a club, where you told to be making love?
1) Skip daily application of lotion on Wednesday.
2) A secret 11th commandment that applies only to him. Also, B.C. stands for "Born Cool", middle name, " Too".
Has anyone ever gotten robbed in a club, where you told to be making love?
#942
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 03:58
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Yes, I believe Bieber has.
Does this make me look phat?
#943
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 07:23
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Yes 
What side of the bed do you sleep on ?
#944
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 07:40
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The side not covered in b__ches, A.K.A. not at all.
What's in Cthulu's beard?!
What's in Cthulu's beard?!
#945
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 08:38
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A bird family with their nest!
Why did someone hurt my fist with his face?
#946
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 08:42
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You don't get enough calcium.
What do you do when you think nobody's watching?
#947
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 09:34
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This:
Which U.S. President would you challenge to a MMA bout?
Which U.S. President would you challenge to a MMA bout?
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Posté 27 juin 2014 - 01:28
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One of the dead ones 
Why do old people think because they can`t hear them fart the rest of us can`t ?
#949
Posté 27 juin 2014 - 03:24
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They know damn-well others can hear the a_s gas pass! But they ain't nobody gon' do a damn thing about *raises leg and lets one rip* Whipper snappers!
What's a King to a God? What's a broken weave to a mob? And What's a God to a non-believer?
What's a King to a God? What's a broken weave to a mob? And What's a God to a non-believer?
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Posté 27 juin 2014 - 04:51
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Middle manager, riot fence, someone else's problem.
If pi r sqaured then how come pies r round?
