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#951
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because math is stupid.

 

What does the nine-tailed fox say?



#952
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It says:

 

twin-peaks-giftwin-peaks-quotesalgebra.g

 

 

 

 

What does aliens say when they are on earth to kidnap humans?



#953
Sir DeLoria

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Garbage day! Nyahahaha! Nyahaha...hehe..he

If the abyss stares back at me? Does it see that I'm having a bad hair day?

#954
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LOL and YES because the abyss is psychic and can read your thoughts.. oh oh..

 

 

 

Did you get scared of the abyss now?



#955
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Nope. Too busy bustin' Abyss' monkey a_s in evil entity poker! Cthulu tried to warn him; told him he didn't want this problem. I don't know what to do wit' this bowlin' ball full of souls, tho'.

Is the truffle shuffle as deliscious as it sounds, or have I been decieved?

#956
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 It`s nice here have some :whistle:

 

 

Why don`t women have nose hair  ?



#957
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Because they have tweezers.

 

What do you get when you gobble down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?



#958
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What are you at getting TERRIBLY fat

 

 

Where do Oompa Loompa`s get their great songs from ?



#959
Gorthaur the Cruel

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They beat up members of the lollipop guild and force them to come up with new material.

 

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


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#960
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My daddy is Chuck Norris and he can beat everyones assssssss!!!!

 

 

 

Who is your Mummy and what can she do?



#961
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You     and you can do anything because you have a gun :P

 

 

would it still be called hunting if the deers had guns too ?



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Hmmm... not so much I think but there shouldn't be any hunting at all!!! People hunting animals are just cruel!!

 

 

 

 

Why dont we have pink asphalt?


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#963
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Lots of girls would love so why not .

 

 

Are you going to make the Pinkquisition ?



#964
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Sure!

 

 

 

 

Why am I not a millionaire?


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#965
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You have self respect.

 

Why can you not eat chocolate and not get fat?


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#966
Halfdan The Menace

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Sorcery.

Can blind people see their dreams?

#967
breakdown71289

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Yes, through the power of MYSTICISM and.......magic i guess. 

 

Could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?



#968
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Definitely

 

 

What is a Woodchuck ?



#969
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Dog food.

 

What do you do with a drunken college student?


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#970
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You rescue them from the much older and creepy professor :whistle:

 

 

What do you do with a drunken salior ?



#971
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Whistle into the mouth of his butt-cave until it sounds like he's singing.

 

Will flu shots give me autism?



#972
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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According to almost 1% of the relevant literature, yes.

 

What is your favorite foodlike consumable?



#973
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Not sure what a foodlike consumable is so Coco pops

 

 

When there are no people around why don`t zombies eat each other ?



#974
Gotholhorakh

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Because that would ruin the plot.

 

Does anyone know of any good, modern tactical party-based RPGs in the BG/DA:O mould?



#975
Farci Reprimer

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No, but ask Al Gore about that.

 

Why all the leaders of this world wont just listen to me and let me lead humankind to glory? It would be so much easier if all lowly mortals would just obey me.