To Mordor, I think. 
Is Smaug a hobbit?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#1001
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 01:57
Orian Tabris
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Retour en haut
#1002
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 02:08
The Love Runner
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Only when he sheds his skin.
How many layers does it take to get to the center of an onion?
#1004
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 02:57
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The cake is a lie.
What time is it?
What time is it?
#1005
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 02:59
Orian Tabris
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Time to get a new "Time to get a new watch." joke.
Could you get behind a slow marching band?
#1006
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:12
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If the tuba players were cute enough.
Where do deleted programs go?
#1007
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:28
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They float in the air and some make you sneeze .
Is it true that zombies can`t jump or climb so your roof is a safe spot ?
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Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:32
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Nope, it's a lie parents tell their kids so they wont cry! Don't believe them!!
Nice new avi Smokey 
Can zombies recognize certain people they have seen before?
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Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:36
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Thanks OWA 
Only if they can have a taste of them .
Can animals be zombies too ?
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Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:38
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Yes, look at RE and their zombie dogs!! Do you not know this???????? Shame on you!!!!! LOL
Can zombies use a gun?
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#1011
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:44
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Sorry OWA i will have to try RE 
No they can`t no hand eye coordination .
Can Zombies go on dates ?
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Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:53
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In theory, yes, though I don't want to meet the woman willing to go on a date with a zombie.
Can zombies do the tango?
#1013
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:55
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Yes but when they do the dip the girl zombie`s head falls off .
What happens when zombies stand on each others toes ?
#1014
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 05:59
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Is mayonnaise, horseradish, alcohol and instrument?
Can you walk vertically?
#1015
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 09:24
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I have only just evolved enough .
Is it OK for a neanderthal to drag his girl around by her hair ?
#1016
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 02:40
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no, it still hurts
Do you think Alex Rodriguez is really a sissy?
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#1017
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 03:38
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It might be jello, but jam don't shake like that! Besides, I think he puts highlights in his hair.
Where can I get a decent Krabby Patty?!
Where can I get a decent Krabby Patty?!
#1018
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 04:07
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At the Chum Bucket.
Who do I return the slab to again?
#1019
Posté 04 juillet 2014 - 04:12
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Marcus. If he keeps on with those Anvil Gate flashbacks! I'm tired of him chokin' people out in their sleep!
What you gonna do wit' all them lumps?!
What you gonna do wit' all them lumps?!
#1020
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 08:54
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Is that english ?
Mmmm let them take care of them selves
Why is all the good stuff bad for you ?
#1021
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 10:58
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LIES! Nothing is bad for you...even candy. It's healthy.
Why can't my car fly?
#1022
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 11:41
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You broke the flux capacitor, you dofus!
How do I put my pants on two legs at a time?
How do I put my pants on two legs at a time?
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 11:54
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You give your pants a command: Oh pants! Oh pants! Come to me! Then you sit down, swing both your legs high up in the air and lie still and say this command: Oh pants! Oh pants! Take my legs inside of you!!! That's it!!!! 
Why can't we be young forever?
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#1024
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:02
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Because that'd break the cycle of new-sexy! And, overpopulation. New-sexy much more important.
Why would someone name a cowardly dog "Courage"?
Why would someone name a cowardly dog "Courage"?
#1025
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:04
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Irony on a genetic level.
How do you exfoliate ironically?
