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Débuté par ShepnTali , mai 10 2013 03:41

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#1026
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:33

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Too early....no coffee...the answer is 12.

 

How do you fix a car's flux capacitor?

 

I want my car to be able to fly again :(


#1027
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:55

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You sacrifice the first Pokémon you ever loved...then take it to AutoZone.

Can I pour syrup on you?

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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:57

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Oh nooo..... lol

 

 

Why would you want to do that for?


#1029
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 12:59

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It's my party! And I'll cry pour syrup on you if I want to!

Where can I buy snow angels made in the desert?

#1030
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:06

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Iowa....duh.

 

Can i buy Iowa?


#1031
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:10

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Only if you pay in mashed potatoes!

*eyes fill with hope* I know it's early, but... Will you be my Valentine? *heart throbs into the air*
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#1032
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:11

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Oh thank god...that's all i can pay in.

 

Yes...where are my chocolates?


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#1033
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:14

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Have you checked under your pillow? Don't check under your bed, that's where I'm hiding.

Do you see what I seeeee?
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#1034
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:17

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OH HOLY HELL!!!! I looked under my bed and i just saw someone with facepaint like the joker smiling at me! No...bad A3 Reks...bad.

 

Yes.....is it ice cream?


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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:30

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Yes!! BUT......... :crying:

 

 

Who's gonna be my valentine then??????? :o


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#1036
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:32

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Wasn't me. I only told you that so you'd leave the fridge unguarded! DISTRACTION!!! No, it's actually Godzilla raping a Volkswagen--but close enough. *hands you a scoop or Ice Cream*

Yes!! BUT......... :crying:
 
 
Who's gonna be my valentine then??????? :o

Clealry Godzilla. A guy doesn't practice on a Volkswagen for nothin'!

What's that on your face, and can I lick it?
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#1037
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:44

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Yes!! BUT......... :crying:

 

 

Who's gonna be my valentine then??????? :o

 

I shall...sorry A3 Reks. You just got dumped. YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR! It's not me, it's you :(


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#1038
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:45

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Wasn't me. I only told you that so you'd leave the fridge unguarded! DISTRACTION!!! No, it's actually Godzilla raping a Volkswagen--but close enough. *hands you a scoop or Ice Cream*
Clealry Godzilla. A guy doesn't practice on a Volkswagen for nothin'!

What's that on your face, and can I lick it?

 

Oh, you meant THAT. Yeah i saw that too. I just assumed you meant the ice cream.

 

And it's chocolate syrup..and no. It's mine...

 

Speaking of which i'm out. Want to buy me some more?


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#1039
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:51

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*Words of a wh0re*

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After I done went and got all fine for yous?! Aw, hell no!
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#1040
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:01

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I will always cherish the time we had together....even if the time wasn't that good. Besides, we both know you just used me!!!! :crying:

 

And i don't meant to sound like a jerk....but did you get the chocolate syrup?


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#1041
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:10

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Wh0re, you will now be adressed as "Wh0re"! Because you are a wh0re! Oh-Dubs, you are a harlot for stealing my wh0re! And you both are wh0rish wh0res! The syrup, ice cream and anything else good you imagine stays with me! Nobody accuses Goku of being a user. Even if it's completely true!

Now, who wants to help me milk this inverted cow?

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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:13

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I'm sorry Goku... :crying: What will you give me for returning him back to you again?.... :whistle:

 

 

Maybe I will send the blue man to help you..... but you better pay up...


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#1043
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:19

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My left hand in some holy macaroni.

Who wants to watch me brush my hair...and why (sickos!)?

#1044
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:28

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I'm sorry Goku... :crying: What will you give me for returning him back to you again?.... :whistle:

 

 

HEY!!!! I thought what we had was special!!!!

 

I do.....because you never know what to expect. Will you brush it to the left, to the right? The suspense is killing me.

 

And would you like to watch me shave?


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#1045
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:29

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Wh0re, you will now be adressed as "Wh0re"! Because you are a wh0re! Oh-Dubs, you are a harlot for stealing my wh0re! And you both are wh0rish wh0res! The syrup, ice cream and anything else good you imagine stays with me! Nobody accuses Goku of being a user. Even if it's completely true!

Now, who wants to help me milk this inverted cow?

 

I am most certainly not a ******...well...i mean...it's a gray area. And she didn't steal me...you just never paid attention to me!!!! All i wanted was chocolate syrup!!!!!!

 

Can i have some?


#1046
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:33

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If you manage to lick your own elbow, yes.

Who wants to harass my butler with me?!

#1047
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:39

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I can't do it..i tried so hard :crying:

 

AND ME ME ME ME ME!!!

How are we gonna harass him?


#1048
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:45

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I didn't plan that far ahead... Uh, grab those gerbils, my musket, my hunting wig, and that bag of creamed corn!

Does my butt look big in these? *poses wit' booty out*

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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:47

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YES! Very much so!!!

 

 

Does your arm look big in those?


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#1050
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Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:48

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Here's your tickets to the gun show! *FLEX*

Where are my good thongs?!
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