Oh sorry i got them...here you go.
Where are MY thongs?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#1052
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 02:59
Melee or Die
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Nikki Minaj had needs...
If I sit here with my tongue out, what'll happen?
If I sit here with my tongue out, what'll happen?
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#1053
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:03
SafetyShattered
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The tongue spitting fairy will come and grant you a wish.
Want to help me get my thongs from Nikki?
#1054
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:06
Melee or Die
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No. But I'll help you get inbetween her and the thong. Then sell whatever I recorded for financial gain.
What would happen if every porkchop were perfect?!
What would happen if every porkchop were perfect?!
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#1055
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:08
SafetyShattered
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Eh, close enough.
The world would descend into anarchy...enjoy your damn porkchop.
What would happen if all porkchops were imperfect?
#1056
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:14
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We'd have far too many hotdogs and a huge decline in bacon production!
When is rape not acceptable?
When is rape not acceptable?
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#1057
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:31
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Um.....every time lol.
Have you ever just looked in the mirror and said ddddaaaaayyyyuuuuummmmm?
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#1058
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:36
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Whenever I'm standing naked with the blowing my appendages!
How many times did I see her in: her itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow poker dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today?
How many times did I see her in: her itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow poker dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today?
#1059
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 03:38
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27 and 1/2
Have you ever just wanted to pull up by a cop and yell "Where's your donut?!?!"
#1060
Posté 07 juillet 2014 - 10:20
Farci Reprimer
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Everytime at breakfast.
SO, what is the real deal between the writers at bioware if you know what I mean "wink wink"...
#1061
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 12:38
Orian Tabris
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They're secretly aliens from Planet EA. However, only some of them. Ones like Laidlaw and Gaider are just questionably odd.
(Also, you should have posed that as a question. Just sayin'.)
What's the difference between an alien and a martian?
#1062
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 01:11
Riverdaleswhiteflash
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A martian might not have to be Exterminatus'd.
What is your profession?
#1063
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 10:03
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I am a professional professor
What would you do to get better grades ?
#1064
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 01:29
Lotion Soronarr
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Cheating, bribery and blackmail. Kids need to start young.
I recently shaved my balls. Now I can finally use them as wrecking balls. Should I?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 02:44
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Sure, go ahead.
Why is it so overly hot today??? It's too much!!
Why is it so overly hot today??? It's too much!!
#1066
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 02:59
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Because the Sun is in heat.
Why do clowns have red noses?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 03:05
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That's because they need to look like they are on fire... you see.. sometimes there are really annoying kids, so the clowns need to scare them off and the way to do that is to make them believe that they are on fire, burning... understand? lol.
Why do clowns paint their faces? To look like clowns that is.
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#1068
Posté 08 juillet 2014 - 09:51
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It serves multiple purposes. It scares the kids. It calms the parents and makes them cooperative and pliable. It hides the real face, so the clown's real identity cannot be recognized, when he's busy scaring little kids.
Ballpoint pens were originally marketed as the pen that would write under water. Since people don't write under water, and since you actually can't write under water with a ballpoint pen, why do people buy ballpoint pens?
#1069
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 12:34
Orian Tabris
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Well, for the royalty fees. Obviously.
What if Pokemon really exist, and we just don't know it yet?
#1070
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 02:35
Melee or Die
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That'd be a perfect explanation for a Platypus. I'll also be waitin' on my Charizard!
When is it okay to shave angry?
When is it okay to shave angry?
#1071
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 02:37
The Love Runner
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When you have enough band-aids.
How do I play a card game on a motorcycle?
#1072
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 02:46
Orian Tabris
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Very carefully.
How does Galactic Runner play a card game on a moving motorcycle?
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#1073
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 02:47
Gorthaur the Cruel
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He does a one handed handstand on his motorcycle while singing Holy Diver. Don't ask why, he's an odd fellow.
Is your wife a goer, eh? nudge nudge wink wink
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#1074
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 07:55
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Yes she is thats for asking 
How many elves does santa have and are they in a union ?
#1075
Posté 09 juillet 2014 - 08:19
Roamingmachine
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Union rules prohibit santa from answering either question.
How does one juggle 3 squirrles and a snake?
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