Feet wide apart. High and slow rotation. Always catch the tail and always keep two in the air.
Why do people build road cars that can go insanely fast? Insanely as in that no tires holds up anyway, and only two locations in the world has a long enough straight section?
Those people are actually aliens. They're trying to kill humans from the inside.
If they're next gen, why do we have them now?
It must mean we are all next gen 
Where does all the time you save go ?
The, um... one with the blue liquid stuff.
Shoes are like gloves for your feet, but what are hats?
Pants for your head .
Why don`t you see people dancing in the rain ? It happens on TV
Because what happens on T.V., stays on T.V.
Why doesn't Ross, the largest Friend, simply eat the other 5?!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because he will get bored all by himself, he already keeps listening to that song "All by myself" which makes him saaaad..
Why aren't there superheroes in real life??
There were once but they found it boring that there is no great and challenging supervillains here and left. Only drunken drivers and such.
Why there aren't any supervillains anyway?
Because they promised their mothers they would play nice .
Who would lie to their mothers ?
Sauron. If he had a mother that is. But he doesn't.
Why do the red ones go faster?
Because whoever was standing in front of it turned into spaghetti sauce
Where does baby oil come from? Last time I checked palm oil came from palms and coconut oil came from coconuts.
It comes from used diapers.
Where does motor oil come from?
Guest_DisturbedDiesel_*
Leap-frog.
Despite the slight difference in spelling, what's the difference between Chile and Chilli.
One is hot and makes you sweat and the other is a food .
What would happen if you feed a chicken with chicken ? Would the chicken know ?
Guest_DisturbedDiesel_*
It's nearly the same as feeding a pig vegetables to make vegetation bacon. But not quite.
If upside down is the opposite of up, what's the opposite of down?
Rightside up i guess lol. Too tired to think 
If you threw a kitten at a spider, would it be considered a good or evil deed? Sure, you killed the spider. But you did so by throwing a kitten. Oh, the moral dilemma.
downside up
If I fart in your general direction at 12 PM on Monday...does the train to Dover arrive on time?
Guest_DisturbedDiesel_*
The change from £5 would be £0.87p.
1 cat takes on 100 mice, who wins?
I would put my money on the mice
If you bark at a dog thats barking at you what happens next ?
Doggy style. With you being the b****. You don't mess with dogs.
They say carrots makes your eyesight great. They say hawks have great eyesight. So how good an eyesight would a hawke that eats rabbits that eat carrots have..if you gave it glasses?
Wow that hawk would be able to see grains of sand on the beach but all the hawks friends would call him / her four eyes 
Where do the pimples on a teenagers face go when they grow up ?
Umm..idk. Their butt?
Why am i so majestic and graceful?
Because your really a swan
What do you get if you cross a swan with a duck ?
A swuck, duh.
What does a swuck look like?
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