Your mum.
If a Chinese person eats Indian food is it cannibalism?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#1102
Posté 12 juillet 2014 - 01:29
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Yes, always yes.
If you saw that, would you stop it since it's so perverse and disturbing?
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Posté 12 juillet 2014 - 02:15
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Yep, I'd smack that bowl away and break their chopsticks in two, I'd give them 'that' look over my shoulder and swear under my breath in German just for good measure as I hop away.
Mango is a fruit and Man go is not, why?
Mango is a fruit and Man go is not, why?
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Posté 12 juillet 2014 - 07:11
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Because a man go"ing" isnt always sweet as mango fruit lol.
Why is an apple called an apple?
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#1105
Posté 12 juillet 2014 - 07:13
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To be different from Pineapple.
Why Pine trees have sharp leaves?
#1106
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 12:14
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They used to be call pin tree`s and someone said eeeeee when they were stabbed , so put it all together and ......
Why don`t pineapples grow on a pine tree ?
#1107
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 08:00
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Because that would make too much sense. Life like's being complicated.
Why does life like being complicated?
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Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 08:15
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If if we're easy anyone could do it... Oh wait....
If life is like a box of choc o lates, who would be the orange cream?
If life is like a box of choc o lates, who would be the orange cream?
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#1109
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 08:37
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Me....
Who would be the dark truffle?
#1110
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 10:04
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I thought it would be you Safety , you know tall dark and handsome .
Is it OK to give a box of chocolates after you have bitten all of them ?
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#1111
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 10:29
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Oh yes...crap. I already said I was the orange cream. I could've been tall dark and handsome!!!! Oh this day.
Yes, that is the only way to give a box of chocolates.
Can I change my previous answer?
Prease?
Yes, that is the only way to give a box of chocolates.
Can I change my previous answer?
Prease?
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#1112
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 11:43
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Ok just this one time
Why on pirates maps did x mark the spot not say z or y ?
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Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 11:48
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I'm gonna correct you there S&M, it should be XXX marks the spot, the spot were the pirates keep their porn stash.
In space, no one can here you scream, can you hear space scream?
In space, no one can here you scream, can you hear space scream?
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#1114
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 11:56
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If you hit space hard enough, yes you can.
If you poke someone really hard, can you make them explode?
#1115
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 03:14
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What do the goldfish do?
Why a pumpernickel instead of a pumperdollar?
Why a pumpernickel instead of a pumperdollar?
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Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:08
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7 or Seven is the answer.
Do Elephants get high?
Do Elephants get high?
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Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:11
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A:If they are lighter then air they do. Q:Can I have a buck?
#1120
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:18
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No, since you didn't answer StormHeart's question, you must not wear pants all day.
How many nuts are there in the galaxy?
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#1121
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:22
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Two for every male.
Who took the kook out in cookie?
Who took the kook out in cookie?
#1122
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:37
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Benjamin Disraeli, at the request of Queen Victoria.
What are there approx. 860 yottillions of in the galaxy, and which's taste usually benefits from roasting and a bit of salt?
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Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:40
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A:Keebler Elves. Q:Is reality real?Benjamin Disraeli, at the request of Queen Victoria.
What are there approx. 860 yottillions of in the galaxy, and which's taste usually benefits from roasting and a bit of salt?
#1124
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 09:51
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Nope, it's all a giant computer simulation (Lead programmer Jahve t. Goud, sys admin Lucifer Shaitan), made to prove that simple interactions, small forces and small particles spontaneously evolve into complex patterns, forming a complex universe populated by intelligent organisms.
That's the bad news. The good news is that you won't know what happened when they pull the plug.
When the Metal Band 'Heaven and Hell', active in the late 2000'ies, played a song from the 1981 Black Sabbath record 'Mob Rules', would you say they did a 'Cover' then?
Black Sabbath constellation in 1981 during the recording of 'Mob Rules':
Guitar - Tony Iommi
Vocals - Ronnie James Dio
Bass guitar - Geezer Butler
Drums - Vinny Appice
Heaven And Hell, metal supergroup 2006 to 2010
Guitar - Tony Iommi
Vocals - Ronnie James Dio
Bass guitar - Geezer Butler
Drums - Vinny Appice
#1125
Posté 13 juillet 2014 - 10:52
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No I'd say they wish they had a rainbow in the dark
Would you believe me if I told you Randy Rhodes started Quite Riot ?
