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[Orian Tabris]

Only if he didn't start Poison.

 

How do you type stuff on the internet?

[dreamgazer]

With an array of fully-erect hand penises.

 

Bro, do you even yoga?

[breakdown71289]

Ape yoga like human. Very silly.

 

How do you get from place to place in a matter of seconds?

[The Love Runner]

With one giant leap for mankind.

 

How due eye bee doesn't afraid of anything?

 

( )

[Orian Tabris]

Through the use of acid.

 

Ninja'd! Mine was better. >.>

 

With dyslexia.

 

How much for a bribe to look the other way, officer?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

I'm going to need to take a closer inspection of those doughnuts ya got there, if you catch my drift.

 

Why does everything happen backwards in Russia?

[Orian Tabris]

Because in Soviet Russia, backwards happens everything.

 

Who wants a bear-hug?

[bEVEsthda]

A bear feeling lonely.

 

 

It's 100 years since the outbreak of WW1.  I was thinking,.. all the things going on, what are we celebrating?

[Catastrophy]

We celebrate the 4th star.

 

What am I gonna do now that the championship is over?

[smoke and mirrors]

The world cup of snail racing is starting soon .

 

 

 

How silly would you need to be to ask a silly question ?

[SafetyShattered]

Pretty silly to ask a silly question, but not as silly as answering one.

Why are you dating a zombie?

[SafetyShattered]

Hm...very thorough well thought out answer. I feel so sickened by my own closed mindedness! I will never judge someone for dating a zombie again.

Because you have changed the way I live, yes. I would.

Are you gonna judge me for at one time looking down on human/zombie relationships?

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[Lotion Soronarr]

OF course not. Non-living are a sub-race undeserving of human rights! They are a desease!

 

Speaking of which - ADD! Is there a way to-

[bEVEsthda]

Nope. I'm gonna judge you on the scale of PC-stupidness. I would only marry a zombie if it was rich enough.

 

Ninja'd, but I don't see a new question mark...

 

 

Why do really good things just disappear from the stores with time? Such as pineapple-rum-marsipan chocolate bar? And blueberry ripple + raspberry ripple vanilla icecream?

[ValentinaCurie]

Yes, it's my special kind of uncle that always has sweets in his pockets.

Why should we bother going to the moon if you can have a full moon right here?

[The Love Runner]

Because Fe is the abbreviation for Iron, and male is synonymous with man, therefore, Iron Man.

 

What lies beneath Disney World?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

A giant underground slave fun factory where poor happy orphans are forced to work. Mickey Mouse and his thuggish friends frequently whip cheer up the orphans for fun!

 

*Puts on tin foil hat * What if the Aliens are secretly filming our lives on earth for a galactic reality t.v. show?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes that sounds right

 

 

What does space time continuum really mean ?

[Lotion Soronarr]

It means that your space and time are mine. Continuously. Always and forever.

Now get off mah property!

 

 

What is the square root of pineapple pie?