They are praising your beauty OWA
Do you know the kids song If your happy and you know it clap your hands , what if you didn`t have hands ?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#1152
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 10:57
Abraham_uk
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If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it,
if you're happy and you know it nod your head.
Why Lisa? Why would Lisa tear him apart?
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#1153
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 12:16
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Because Johhny is whiny? Ohaimark!
If E equals MC squared does that mean Albert E is the greatest rapper of all times?
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#1154
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 12:19
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If E equals MC squared does that mean Albert E is the greatest rapper of all times?
Well let's find out.
Why do people have problem with selfies?
I think they're nice.
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Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 07:32
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If you look carefully in the corner of you selfie you'll see a ghost like image, the more pictures you take, the more the ghost manifests itself in this realm, until one day it'll eat your head.
If you call the Ghostbusters will the ghost get busted?
If you call the Ghostbusters will the ghost get busted?
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#1156
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 07:34
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"Ray- when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!"
What do?
What do?
#1157
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 07:38
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What do?
You cry that Lankist's Mass Effect Paint Adventures are over. 
The doctor tells you that your son is the younger version of Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage will eventually go back in time due to some freak time travelling accident.
How ridiculous does this sound?
#1158
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 09:21
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Not ridiculous at all. There is evidence after all that he's actually an undercover immortal being.
Roses are red, violet's are... purple, amiright?
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#1159
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Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 09:39
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Nope you are wrong Gorthaur!! How many times do I have to tell you?? Violets are Orange/Brown!!! You never listen!!
So... can an apple be blue?
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#1160
Posté 16 juillet 2014 - 09:41
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Yes it can. When it's covered in blue coloured syrup.
Why do some people despise selfies?
#1161
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 02:10
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Because.
How come, whenever I order a Russian bride, she always ends up with dyed blond hair?
#1162
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 02:20
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Because it's secretly your wife in disguise lol.
Are the apes going to take over the planet and then have secret meetings where they drink expresso?
#1163
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 06:24
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No. That's because the seahorses will conquer everythnig first.
Why would the seahorses do that?
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#1164
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:29
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They are tired of being laughed at 
If more than one octopus is octopi ( octo pie ) what do you call more than one pie ?
#1165
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:32
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Pie. ...Oh, you wanted a silly answer. o_o
How come no one has made an octoseahorse yet?
#1166
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:43
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Well they tried. The result was the sharktapuss. Don't ask me how they fubared the experiment that bad.
Seriously, how did they fubar the experiment that bad?
#1167
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:47
Orian Tabris
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Hm. They probably ate pills made of fish oil, in a vain attempt to make their minds more attuned to the ways of marine life.
How do I put lotion on my Soronarr?
#1168
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:48
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Gently
Why do fish swim around in the same water they go to the toilet in ?
#1169
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 06:49
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Because, there is no other water to swim in.
How come people didn't point out the fact I asked the selfie question twice?
Did they really not notice? 
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#1170
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 06:59
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No, we noticed. It's because we love you so much that we chose to let it go.
Why haven't I posted on bsn much today?
Why haven't I posted on bsn much today?
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#1171
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:03
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Because you have a job, a partner and children.
Adulthood is full of commitments.
Can you think of a sentence that has the word Safety directly followed by Shattered, that doesn't involve invoking the name of a certain Bioware Forum member?
I can think of a few...
#1172
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:13
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I have no idea what you're talking about...i think you're coming on to me though. You're such flirt!!!
And wait, I dont have kids...unless...are you one of my children and I just didnt know you existed?!?!?!
And wait, I dont have kids...unless...are you one of my children and I just didnt know you existed?!?!?!
#1173
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:27
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I'm not flirting. I'm trying to get to know the person who conceived me via time paradox.
You did some wibbly wobbly timey wimey time travelly stuff, with a time machine.
You made some alterations that enabled my parents to meet up.
After changing history too many times I was born.
Oh and your actions prevented a load of people from ever being born.
You also married my great great grand father then gave birth to my great grand mother.
Sigh. Why is time travel so complicated?
#1174
Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 07:35
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Wait...i married your Great Great Grandfather? But, I like da ladies 
so you're saying you're my son?!?!?!?! COME HERE MY BOY!!!!!
Because simple time travel would make a dull movie!
Why didn't I know I had a son?
so you're saying you're my son?!?!?!?! COME HERE MY BOY!!!!! Because simple time travel would make a dull movie!
Why didn't I know I had a son?
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Posté 17 juillet 2014 - 09:20
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Luke, I am your father.
Why do people hate selfies?
Why do people hate selfies?
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