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[Abraham_uk]

Because Batman did a PSA telling people not to take them.

 

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Batman (in a grouchy Christian Bale bat voice): Kids. Don't do selfies. Selfies are for narcissists who keep asking the same question over and over again only to take pictures of themselves and edit them using paint! Do you know who else does selfies? Bane, The Joker and Scarecrow! Oh Catwoman also does selfies and she's a criminal.

 

In addition, Clint Eastwood disapproves, and when he disapproves, well don't say I didn't warn you.

 

Kids don't do selfies!

You will heed this message Because I'm BATMAN!

 

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I love Batman!

I love Batman parodies even more!

Sue me!

 

 

 

My silly question...

Is it true that "Bird" is truly is "The Word"?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

No. The word is "Gaming."

 

What you would do for a klondike bar?

[breakdown71289]

Go up against a geriatric biker gang.

 

 

So.........how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Orian Tabris]

Just 1, but only if the lick is done by an American. Otherwise, 200.

 

Where's the mouthwash?!

[smoke and mirrors]

Sorry i used the last of it and it wasn`t on the shopping list .

 

 

 

Why wasn`t mouthwash on the shopping list ?

[Orian Tabris]

Because Stitch ate his face off.

 

When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?

[Orian Tabris]

Bonkers D. Bobcat, reporting for duty, sir!

 

 

Do you think if we spelled "Mystik Spiral" with two y's it would be better?

[Lotion Soronarr]

Yes. It makes it sound like some foreign accent.

 

 

Why do foreign accents sound better than your own language?

[Orian Tabris]

Because they're not Australian, Kiwi, American, British, or Tasmanian. (<--- Australians will get that joke.)

 

Would you say sleeping with a guitar in your hands, counts as practicing?

[Abraham_uk]

I prefer sabaeus over clogs.

That way, if  factory workers aren't pleased with working conditions, they can throw the sabaeus into the machinery.

Now that is what I call "Sabotage".

True story.

 

 

What is the worst thing you have ever said in your entire life?

[smoke and mirrors]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious now that hurt

 

 

 

Why is it called an eraser when you don`t erase it you rub it out ?

[Abraham_uk]

Because the product is named after what it's supposed to do, not what it actually does.

 

 

So think of what the current gravitational pull is.

Now imagine a very gradual and continuous increase in the gravitational pull over the space of a year.

By the end of the year, the gravitational pull has stopped increasing.

At the end of the year the gravitational pull is 50% greater than it is right now.

 

Would this gradual increase in the Earth's gravitational pull cause all life on Earth (without exception) to perish?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Uhh... I can count to potato if that helps. In all sillyness seriousness though I believe that an increase in the gravitational pull would simply be a farce used by scientist controlled by the nwo to establish panic amongst the populace, so they can establish martial law. Then they would put fluoride in all of our fresh drinking water and blast our skies 24/7 with chemtrails! AHH, I'm having nightmares just thinking about it!

 

Stop!!! If you wish to cross this thread without facing eternal peril then you must answer my three questions. What is your name? What is your quest in this thread? And... What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Abraham_uk]

Stop!!! If you wish to cross this thread without facing eternal peril then you must answer my three questions. What is your name? What is your quest in this thread? And... What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

My name is Abraham_uk.

 

I don't have "a" quest. I have loads of quests. People keep coming to me and saying stuff "can you slay this beast?" or "can you find my diamond necklace". So my journal is full of these sorts of tasks.

 

The unladen swallow travels at about 11 metres per second. I think. I'm not sure though.

 

 

Now for my question.

 

In Mass Effect 3, do you know any face codes that resemble Nicolas Cage? Which console? Which ever console you use.

[Orian Tabris]

I'm gonna go with... nooo?

 

Why couldn't I be born in an influenza epidemic? Or at the base of a volcano? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all my potential by becoming... a teacher?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because your in self harm

 

 

If i stand in manure will i grow taller ?

[SafetyShattered]

Yes!!!!!

If you get smaller can I keep you in my wallet? I'd let you out to breathe!

[SafetyShattered]

Hehe, sounds fun lol.

Yes u will....a star with a gun, shooting at other stars. Many people dont know but many stars are a part of crime syndicate.

Will the star outlaws ever be brought to justice?

[Abraham_uk]

Only if the court hires the lawyers defence and prosecution.

Otherwise the stars will just hire the most overpowered, lawyers in the business.

 

If you could only choose one of the following 12 forms of magic, which would you choose?

 

1. Fire magic
2. Water and Ice magic
3. Earth magic
4. Wind magic and telekinesis
5. Lightning magic
6. Nature magic
7. Death magic (necromancy)
8. Mind magic (illusion and mind control)
9. Restoration (healing magic)
10. Ability to summon Eidolons from Final Fantasy
11. Blood Magic
12. Shape Shifting

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Water and Ice magic

 

What would you do if a chubby girl was staring at you in a train for 2 hours?