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[Abraham_uk]

I'd smile then I'd say "nice weather to today" or if the weather is bad "not so nice weather we're having".

I can't stand silent train rides. So dull.

Besides what have I got to lose? That is the one and only time I'll ever meet that person.

 

 

 

 

You have had way too much to drink.

You wake up hungover in some foreign country completely naked in a public place.

You have no belongings on you.

No one can speak or understand any of the languages you speak.

There is little to no hope of returning back home.

The country is technologically behind to the point that calling home will be impossible.

Oh and that country has no Embassies.

 

What do you do?

[SafetyShattered]

That's not silly.....i come here for entertainment. NOT TO THINK!!!!!

Um....hide lol.

Why did Abraham destroy the silly atmosphere?!?!?!?!?!

[Abraham_uk]

Because I'm evil .

 

How did the Joker get his scars?

[Derek Hollan]

It wasn't me.

 

Why does everyone think I did that?

 

[Abraham_uk]

Because people are more afraid of spiders than they are of clowns.

 

 

Do some people literally see the world in black, white and shades of grey?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes the world was black and white until Kodak invented colour in the 60`s some people never came over to the colour side

 

 

Why did it take Kodak so long to invent colour ?

[Sir DeLoria]

Because black and white was cooler.

Why did Mel Gibson cross the road?

[smoke and mirrors]

To abuse some poor person on the other side

 

 

Who`s been eating my M&M`s and left only the blue ones ?

[Abraham_uk]

Phew thank goodness you're referring to the sweeties.

For a moment I thought someone had resorted to cannibalism.

 

 

What's inside that hat? A shark or something?

[smoke and mirrors]

The same as my head nothing

 

 

Why would a shark live in a hat ?

[Abraham_uk]

In a land of missing children, lady clans and bees, anything is possible.

Oh no! Not the bees!

 

Why would they think killing Nicolas Cage would bring back their honey?

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes i am sure Nicolas stole the honey and has it in jars at his place .

 

 

Why do bees make honey and not say ...... cats ?

[Derek Hollan]

To gain their agility.

 

If businessmen wear business suits and spacemen wear space suits, why don't lawyers wear law suits?

 

[Barrett Rodych]

Because then their skin would be against the law.

 

Why doesn't a queen ant wear a crown?

[Abraham_uk]

She doesn't need a crown.

She gives off the scent of lavender.

That's how the other ants know she's the boss.

 

Dear MC Hammer. How come "I can't touch this"?

[Abraham_uk]

Anything.

We're all made up of atoms that are mostly space. We're all hovering.

 

 

 

Which of the following continents would you rather live and why?

 

 

North America

South America

Europe

Africa

Asia

Oceania

Antarctica

[Derek Hollan]

North America, all my crap is here.

 

Do Geth dream of electric sheep?

 

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

No. They dream of organic ones.

 

What do electric sheep eat?

[Abraham_uk]

Yes. They light up brighter than the sun.

 

 

I have just contracted vampirism.

Do you know of any sunblock that works on vampires?

 

I'm a traditional incinerate in the sun type of vampire, not the sparkle in the sun type.

[Sir DeLoria]

Yes, I'm a vegetarian vampire

Am I the law?