Sure.
I'm still in the early stages of vampirism.
Though I hear the blood lust gets really bad.
I don't know about The Law (because I haven't met you in person) but I know you're really good at ninja posting. 
I too am an excellent forum posting ninja, when I'm not being ninja'd of course. 
Why do vampires hate lycans?
I don't get it.
Because they compete for the same food, duh.
Why don't they both just get a hint and go for cows?
Because they're both lactose intolerant.
Why isn't there a Commander Shepard vs. Lycans vs. Vampires movie yet?
Because they haven't had enough time to complete it.
Doesn't anybody in this town wear pants anymore?
"Woohooooo!"
Why? What did you think they shouted?
Keanu Reeves would have more difficulty keeping his pants off the ground.
Beating Hugo Weaving? Easy.
Such a classic. Pants on the ground.
Would you want to purchase this cereal?
I am really excited where can i get them ?
Why isn`t the box cooler ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because if it was made cool then EVERYONE in the world would want one and there wouldnt be one available for all!!!!!
Do you want an ice cream instead?
Yes please
What flavors do you have ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Vanilla AND Chocolate BUT not combined, they are separate ALTHOUG they CAN be combined!!
Which do you choose?
Vanilla
Can i have sprinkles as well ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Okay.... but only some!
Do you also want a drink?
Yes please your a good host 
Can i have something warm ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Thank you Smokey, only because it's you 
Of course! Coffee?
As a high functioning coffee-holic, I am unable to resist the offer of this darkened life juice. Why yes...I would like a coffee. 
Anyone else having a hard time focusing right now?
I'm finding it difficult to focus on anything because I've been struck by lightning!
Which medieval fantasy world would you rather live and why?
You have to choose 1, no more no less (though it doesn't have to be one from this list)
Middle Earth (Lord of The Rings)
Westeros (Game of Thrones)
Thedas (Dragon Age)
Forgotten Realms (Dungeons and Dragons)
Azeroth (Warcraft)
Nirn (Elder Scrolls)
Albion (Fable)
The "Dark Souls/Demon Souls" Setting
The "Medieval Warhammer" Setting
The "Kingdoms of Amalur" Setting
The "The Witcher" Setting
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
As a high functioning coffee-holic, I am unable to resist the offer of this darkened life juice. Why yes...I would like a coffee.
Anyone else having a hard time focusing right now?
Here you go Mr. Hollan 
EDIT: Ninjaed
Dragon Age
Would you like something to go with your coffee, like sugar or milk?
Yes. I'll have some space eggs, some space milk, and some blow it the (#&$* up.
Wait a minute, why the frack would I want that?
So that you can take out the fracking toasters Cylons.
Have you ever dated someone you knew was trouble? (Sorry was listening to the radio and came across an old Taylor Swift tune).
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Lol I think so.
Have you ever laughed at a wrong time when you shouldn't and then people all looked at you like there was something wrong with you? lol.
Edit: Abe!!! You confused me!! This isn't the "have you" thread!! Hahaha..... oh well.... the next person can correct it......
I've done many deplorable things to myself--dating was almost never one of them.Have you ever dated someone you knew was trouble?
It was him over there ......
Is he going to move his car from your spot ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
No.. he insists on staying there for FIVE more days!!!
What are you gonna do about it?!
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