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[Abraham_uk]

Nothing, because you're wielding a sword.

 

I'm trying to make my laptop self aware.

Is this a good thing?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Yes. Very soon it will lead to Matrix 1.0, which is a perfect paradise where nothing goes wrong.

 

... Why do I get the feeling I'm oversimplifying?

[Abraham_uk]

Oversimplifying makes everything easy to understand.

 

How many people on Bioware Forums are into My Little Pony?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I personally agree with you. Though that does raise the question of how I know so many bronies despite hanging out with people roughly my own age most of the time.

 

Who else finds this puzzling?

[smoke and mirrors]

We will let you go this time but in the future pick your friends better

 

 

What I find more puzzling is do bronies talk ?

[Abraham_uk]

They do talk. In fact they speak in the same language of smoke and mirrors.

That language being magic.

 

Since magic and friendship are one and the same, Smoke and Mirrors is probably a bronie in disguise...

 

Just kidding.

 

 

Do you know any awesome Ninja themed nightclubs where this happens?

[Orian Tabris]

Yeah. Unfortunately, they're exclusive Japanese nightclubs. "No shikomizue. No shuriken. No service." ...but written in kanji. Plus, I understand that you have to be standing next to the door, with your Yakuza card when they see you.

 

At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

[Nate Assassin]

no because ur mom sais ur a baby n ur only 1 minute old so u cnt die

 

will senpai ever notice me

[breakdown71289]

Yes, in a galaxy.....far..far...away.

 

What is love?

[Nate Assassin]

this https://www.youtube....h?v=2g_3UjVdAbg

 

how 2 420kawaiblaze?

[Orian Tabris]

Probably with one of those Xbox "Gamertag" things.

 

How can you tell if it's not butter?

[The Love Runner]

If Ripley can't believe it.

Today's episode of Sesame Street was brought to you by what now?

[Orian Tabris]

Katy Perry's chest.

 

Who's up for some Bran muffins?

[Nate Assassin]

Derpy.

 

cam I has 420 pls

[Orian Tabris]

Nope, but you can have some Four'N Twenty meat pies.

 

How come Australia doesn't export Four'N Twenty pies to North America?

[Nate Assassin]

bcus Obama don't 420blazeit

 

can I has a joint pls I want 2 420 it blaze it pls

[smoke and mirrors]

Not sure but i am going to say no

 

 

Can we talk about Katy Perry some more ?

[Orian Tabris]

Only if your boobs hang low.

 

Why didn't 2Pac duck?

[smoke and mirrors]

You take that back Ori i love Katy

 

 

No one yelled DUCK !

 

 

Why do people yell duck and not swan or geese ?

[Orian Tabris]

Because swan is harder to shout quickly, and because geese is the plural, not the singular.

 

What's up with toast?

 

You take that back Ori i love Katy

 

Take what back? There's nothing here for me to take back.

[smoke and mirrors]

Toast is for people who can`t cook .

 

 

Why can`t more people cook ?

[Voxr]

Toast is for people who can`t cook .

 

 

Why can`t more people cook ?

Because they can't taste.

 

If a small tree is but a little big tree, is a large tree but a big little tree?

[Orian Tabris]

The Ouija board, tells me: yes.

 

How does one be a big pig?

[Voxr]

The Ouija board, tells me: yes.

 

How does one be a big pig?

By being a smaller cow.

 

*jerry seinfeild voice*

 

Whats with deal googly eyes?