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[Orian Tabris]

They're for people with small eyes.

 

What'll they come up with next, blue pages?

[smoke and mirrors]

Sure why not

 

 

 Taxi or a cab or maybe a taxicab why is there so many names for things ?

[mousestalker]

Because the English speaking world is controlled by a cartel of thesaurus manufacturers.

Is styrofoam really made of styro and if so, what is styro?

[smoke and mirrors]

Styro is actually Skyrow because it`s little bit of cloud that fall to earth all in a row .

 

 

Who picks up the bits of cloud ?

[Ruairi46]

They say Nasa uses the bits of cloud for fuel for teir space adventures.

 

Why does Santa wear red and white?

[mousestalker]

In the off season he moonlights as a barber.

Are trees secretly plotting to take over the world?

[Derek Hollan]

Flowers are only interested in commerce.  They just want to petal their wares.

 

Why is the internet inundated with cat pictures and videos?

 

[Beerfish]

Cats have mind control.  Reapers indoctrination?.....light weights.

 

Why don't the Drell take over the Hanar planet?

[Derek Hollan]

It would require the largest dehumidifier in the known galaxy.  Also, Blasto.

 

Are birds really all that angry?

 

[Voxr]

Alfred Hitchcock seems to think so.

 

Does anyone else just love the level of depth and character development in Tetris like I do?

[breakdown71289]

No. Several reports state that Voxr is the only known person to love Tetris' level of depth and character development. Sources are currently unknown at this time.

 

What's it like to live inside of a BioWare game?

[Derek Hollan]

Cramped, there's not much room in here.

 

Do sheep count people to fall asleep?

 

[Melee or Die]

Only if you count completely shaved, human corpses, which are then converted into puppets for the entertainment of younger sheep.

How could you stop a missile strapped to the world's deadliest, Platypus spy?!

[Tarek]

ehhhh with sex

 

can u taste lava before it kills u?

[The Love Runner]

Unless you are a highly trained magician who can develop a resistance to heat, yes.

 

Where does the yellow brick road take me?

[Melee or Die]

Down the rabbit hole, but right next to Electric Avenue.


All of the above, in question form.

[bEVEsthda]

Personality changes and grave dysfunctions, caused by long term addiction to american TV.

 

 

Why do I feel such urges and needs, when the Moon is full?

[Beerfish]

You are a Werewolf and I killed Zathrian

 

Why does Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing?

[Tarek]

cause u can use Napalm to put out all fires

 

why is sex fun but everyone says its bad?

[bEVEsthda]

Because you're a catholic or live in America.

Alternatively, because you somehow think bad and potentially lethal practices are "sex".

 

 

Why do most people not love Dandelions in their lawns and gardens?

[mousestalker]

Because aliens have convinced us with their mind control rays. It is an established fact that dandelions act as Grey alien repellant. But only in the puffball stage.

The more you know...

Why is broccoli so gassy?

[Melee or Die]

Dandelions are surprisingly agile predators.

How do you do the voodoo that you do?

[Tarek]

I was cursed by a witch doctor to forever stay young and sexy

 

 

how do u make an omelet on an alien planet that has no eggs ??!