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[Melee or Die]

Put more aliens in the skillet!

Hey, where's Perry?

[Lunch Box1912]

With Lords of Acid in LA

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Voxr]

That depends. Only the smallest of trains holds the answer.

 

If I fall up a flight of stairs will Spider-Man save me?

[Orian Tabris]

No, but Andy from Little Britain will.

 

Anyone selling jelly on a plate?

[smoke and mirrors]

I work at shop that sells jelly on a plate all the time .

 

 

How much jelly fits on a plate ?

[Ruairi46]

The plate is a metaphor and it lacks a size or an exsistance.

 

Who killed Mr Burns?

[Tarek]

he was in love with Smithers and could not bare the social pressure so he killed himself

 

 

If I look like a super model why am I still single?

[N7 Shadow 90]

Your nose tastes funny.

 

Why do I have fingernails?

[Beerfish]

Because chalk boards need to be scratched.

 

Why are raspberries not called joyberries and strawberries not called nirvanaberries?

[bEVEsthda]

Because they don't contain hallucinigens.

 

 

Everytime US defense politicians have insisted on the same aircraft for all services, aka let a committee design the horse, it has become an extremely expensive disaster, aka camel. So why did they try again with the JSF aka F-35 (aka the lemon)?

[Tarek]

cause they are the same people that spend 20 million dollars to make 0 G pen while the Russians spend 20 cents buying a pencil

 

 

why is the ocean salty?

[bEVEsthda]

Because God is planning a giant salt flat to set land speed records on with rocket cars.

 

 

Why did Russian space ships have so many electronics malfunctions, all caused by tiny graphite particles?

[N7 Shadow 90]

Because tiny graphite particles are alergic to electrons.

 

Why does cake leave crumbs, once eaten?

[breakdown71289]

Because Reks keeps putting more sugar in it when nobody's looking. 

 

Why does 2+2=4?

[Tarek]

because we have 2 neighboring universes where 2+2=5 and 2+2=3 respectively and they think 2+2=4 is absurd 

 

 

 

who the Heck invented cooking recipes ?

[bEVEsthda]

Somebody who mistakenly thought it was intellectual property that could be protected.

 

 

Why haven't HP ever made a successor to the HP-48G+  calculator?

[Ruairi46]

Because calculations have become obsulete now that coca cola has your dearest friends names on.

 

Is swag Fatal?

[Abraham_uk]

Well if looks can kill, so can swag!

 

 

How come Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

[Lucy The Alien]

Because where he's going they'll be no foot-walking!

Is the Air Bionicle okay in the head?

WIND FLY

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes your doing fine

 

 

How is it that someone tells you how great something is but when you try it it`s rubbish ?

[Orian Tabris]

Well, whenever something like that happens... a wizard did it.

 

If she's not Xena, she's Lucy Lawless, how come she looks like Xena?

[smoke and mirrors]

I think they are Sisters

 

 

Why do Sisters wear each others clothes but Brothers don`t ?