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[Orian Tabris]

For that threesome experience.

 

Why do clones have wars?

[smoke and mirrors]

They get bored easily

 

 

Are these the droids you were looking ?

[Farci Reprimer]

Yes! Oh thank god you were able to bring them back to me before they started to get funny ideas about bloody robot revolutions.

 

Who let those dogs out?

[smoke and mirrors]

Those dogs are smarter than us , they let themselves out

 

 

Should i have lied about liking big butts ?

[Farci Reprimer]

Everyone likes big butts and cant lie. Its useless to try otherwise.

 

What MC hammer says you cant touch in his song?! Is it a challenge?

[Orian Tabris]

No, it's his pizza coupon for 2 for 1 free pizza.

 

What makes a question... 'a silly question'?

[smoke and mirrors]

That`s a silly question

 

 

Why are there only two L`s in silly ? Would it more silly if it had three ?

[Voxr]

No, that is just plain sillly.

 

Why don't squirrels dance when I sing to them?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Because they havent had their vitamins

 

 

What would make squirrels dance?

[smoke and mirrors]

A machine gun   ( joke ) no squirrels were hurt during this post .

 

 

Why do people like squirrels aren`t they just rats in trees ?

[Voxr]

No they're jedi

 

 

When I'm at Olive Garden am I really family?

[Derek Hollan]

Yes, but you were adopted.

 

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?

 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

no, its all about 2 sloths dancing in the rain

 

 

do griffons fly east for winter?

[L. Han]

No, it is not. It's actually a secret military message to train kids how to become walking minesweepers.

 

Combine that with every computer having the game 'minesweeper'. See? More conspiracies!

 

*Ninja'ed*

 

No, Griffons fly to Hogwarts

 

How do you polish a Polish woman's nails?

[bEVEsthda]

With successively finer grit.

 

 

Why do yellow roses smell better, richer and stronger than other varieties?

[Ruairi46]

The other roses believe a nice aroma to be too 'mainstream' which conflicts with their hipster like attitude.

 

Why are we made up of a high percentage of water and not motor oil?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Isn't motor oil poisonous? If so, that's probably why.

 

But that raises the question of why we aren't made of soda...

[Orian Tabris]

Because you forgot to pose it as a question.

 

If Flemeth were to make me a dragon, wouldn't the player character just slay me?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Not if you had a saddle on. Then he/she'd roll his/her eyes and ask "What the hell took so long?!"

 

I wonder if there's any games where you can play as a dragon?

[Orian Tabris]

Yes, there's a "How To train Your Dragon" game.

 

Why did Riverdaleswhiteflash put a question mark on the end of a statement?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Because he didn't know there were any games that let you play as a dragon.

 

Why was that not obvious to Orian Tabris?

[Orian Tabris]

Because it was.

 

How in hell would Helen handle this?

[bEVEsthda]

She'd leave it to others.

 

 

Why do ice float?

[Ruairi46]

It doesn't. We've been brainwashed by goblins that run underground casinos.

 

Why don't we live in the clouds?