Because everyone would be too visible there with all the darkness in their pasts, except for me, I look so heavenly no matter what that I would fit right in there ![]()
Why cant we hold any stars in our hands?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because everyone would be too visible there with all the darkness in their pasts, except for me, I look so heavenly no matter what that I would fit right in there ![]()
Why cant we hold any stars in our hands?
Well I hold stars in my hands all the time, I thought everyone could? Im quite the adept star juggler.
Was Genghis Khan actually the first one to pull of the celebrated dance move... the moonwalk?
Nope. He simply took credit and killed everyone before him and anyone who'd say anything different.
Why haven't anyone succeeded in breeding blue roses?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
He does. You think Tobey Maguire was putting on an act?
Why don't we have black and white footage of the Middle Ages?
The Middle Ages really weren't popular before color film was invented.
Why is death from eating toxic mushrooms so slow and drawn out?
In my experience its caused death quite fast and i'd say personally its not that painful.
Why is the moon made of cheese?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because, when we travel there we will take a bite and leave our teeth marks, that way everyone will be able to see who was there and when! They just have to examine the teeth marks!
Why is the sun yellow?
Because it's really a space station built by mice.
EDIT: @ OWA
Because it can only hope to emulate humanity's greatest invention: Sunny D. It is named after it, after all.
Did Blackbeard's beard house any endangered species?
No endangered species to speak of. Just aztek gold, lots of it, oh and diamond encrusted knuckle dusters.
What are pringles made of, and why can't you stop eating them once you've popped?
They're made of potato, and that's why.
Why is it possible to stop eating McDonalds french fries?
Because they're more than good, they're GGGGGGGGGGGGREAT!!!!
(( Actually they do put sugar mixed in with the salt.
))
If this is Sparta, whats Paris?
The Persian army of Xerxes lol.
Where the hell are we?
Wherever we are it's not Kansas anymore.
Are children just hellspawn with cute faces and silly voices?
When they reach the terrible twos they are .
If horses all share an August 1st birthday why don`t people all have one birthday and what day should it be ?
Because people can't agree about anything, and just no.
Why do people think "art" is a quality stamp?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
If you collide hard enough with someone can you change bodies with them like in the movies ?
Just during the unconscious period.
You possibly have several things to say to some important CEOs of some big corporations, with great intensity. If so, why would & should he listen to you?
Uh................ cause I'm a Raid Leader on my raid team in WoW. We were realm first ICC. I think I know whats up ![]()
Does Bigfoot believe in our existence?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Why yes of course!!! BigFoot is just hiding because he is waiting to make a move on all of us at the exact right moment when we are all vulnerable!!
Is Batman and Robin secretly married and if so, do they have any bat-children?
No they had to adopt
Does Big Foot find shoe shopping hard ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yes, very hard, its not easy either when all the shopping assistants are scared the crap out of him you know!!! He cant get any help, he is all on his own poor fella!!!
Does the Lochness Monster ever take a walk up on the surface once in a while?
No she flies with bigfoot on a carpet....
Do werewolves get fleas and ticks?
yes they must , you don`t see any flea collars
How do Vampires shave with out a mirror ?
They just go visit a barber. There's several that specials in keeping open at night for vampires.
What becomes of a leech that drinks vampire blood?