It becomes a flying leech bat-vampire!!
What happens to a leech that gets bitten by a werewolf?...
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It becomes a flying leech bat-vampire!!
What happens to a leech that gets bitten by a werewolf?...
It becomes a Horsefly, when the sun shines.
How did they ever come up with the idea to invent macaroni?
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From the dance macarena of course!!! They were making macaroni and dancing macarena at the same time when they suddenly thought of the name!!
How did they come up with the dance Tango???
"They" did not come up with the tango. It's rumoured that the feared "them" came up with it during ww1, however I wouldent trust "those".
Why did medusa turn people to stone?
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Because people moved too much... they wouldn't stand still at all!
Why are motorbikes so cool?
Because of the wind-chill factor.
Why do artist's oils dry up so gloriously and artist's acrylics so shitty?
Because science.
What's the difference between sea men, and semen?
The g-spot.
Does anyone want to do the Game Of Thrones 30 day challenge? ![]()
Wow Ori that`s low i want to play and that`s a great thread by a super smart guy ![]()
How hopeless am i if i have to talk up me ?
As hopeless as an Owl. lol
Why do Lebron James and Dwayne Wade flop? lol
Because they're NBA stars of course! ![]()
How long do you think it's going to take before we meet alien visitors?
Around 200 years.
will we ever meet every user of BSN irl?
Give or take a few centuries lol.
Why doesn't the world reveal that it actually has a working Mass Relay?
Because crab aliens from another dimension will start attacking if the Mass Relay is misused.
Sure we'll have a free man with a crowbar to fight them, but it would be too little too late.
Will there ever be a Half Life 3?

Well, will there!?
the neighbor next door. lol
how Asari people become pregnant when in a relationship with a person of their own race? this question had been on my mind ever since playing ME. LOL)
Two words: Space Magic.
What's that dying sound?
Oh, its just a moose right next to you. I think she likes you.
Hey mate, would you catch this football I am trowing at you?
No i don`t think so .
Why are you such a naughty boy ?
I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY? MUST BE FROM ALL THE METH I'VE BEEN TAKING

What is worst in life, Conan?
Weeping like a child, in angry, powerless frustration, as enemies taunt you and laugh, while your woman watches in horror.
In a country that calls itself civilized, - why is Michael Bay allowed to direct movies?
Because Ships Can dock when they get to him.
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Why every race in space speaks in English and understands English?