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#1401
breakdown71289

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Because they've been here the whole time!

 

Why do monster trucks need to be so damn huge?



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Because they are really made for giants!!

 

 

Where are all the giants hiding??



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Abraham_uk

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By giant's do you mean Elephants, pandas and giraffes?

They're hiding in zoos.

 

If a zookeeper invented a new dance routine that basically mimics the behaviour of different animals kept in a zoo, what would that dance look like?



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If you are in bed and your nose is 6 inches from the ceiling they are hiding under your bed.........(I think I just go ninja'd!)



#1405
bEVEsthda

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Strictly Ballroom.

 

 

 

Why do people say all is well that ends well, when all is at an end when all that is well ends?


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Abraham_uk

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The end isn't the end of the universe.

Just the end of a chapter.

 

Oh for a silly answer. Because Batman declared it so.

 

Can Batman beat every DC character in one versus one confrontations?



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bEVEsthda

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Yes. In fact, Batman can beat anybody. (I've seen it myself)

 

 

 

Do cars really need more than 650 hp ?



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Edit: Ninjaed

 

 

He can.... but he will never show it to anyone... it's a big hush hush!!

 

 

No they don't at all... (lol can't come up with anything so quickly with this one :D)

 

How do you know if I think about what you think about you thinking about me thinking about you thinking about me thinking about right now?



#1409
bEVEsthda

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I know, because you were Ninja'd

 

 

What you're gonna post now? :ph34r:



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I'm gonna post whats in this post as you see I post in this post cause I post it here as you see, so I just post it here, thats what I will post

 

 

What are you gonna post now??


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#1411
bEVEsthda

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That I surrender and need to consider work instead.

 

 

Why is silly question/silly answer most fun?



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Work??? At this hour?? LOL

 

 

Because I make it fun!!

 

 

Why don't people have wings?



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breakdown71289

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Because the universe wants us to sit on a airplane with peanuts instead.

 

Why can't we teleport like Nightcrawler everywhere we go?



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Orian Tabris

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Because the Jews would have been able to escape the Nazis, and many didn't.

 

How far can Aragorn toss a dwarf?



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TheChosenOne

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A giant's arm length.

Do you think Godzilla likes me?

#1416
Orian Tabris

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No, he hates everyone except Superman. He's actually in love with Superman.

 

Do you think... someday... I could read your story?



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TheChosenOne

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I'm a cop. I have no story....

If life gives you lemons.... What do you do if it gives you taxes?

#1418
Orian Tabris

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Pay 'em with Monopoly money.

 

Why didn't George Bush Jnr. attempt to bribe voters with Monopoly money?



#1419
Farci Reprimer

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Because Ronald Reagan already tried that ages ago.

 

What Orlando Bloom hides in his basement?



#1420
Gorthaur the Cruel

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The decaying corpses of dead street hookers, twelve crates of heroin, a magic mirror that will keep him looking young, so long as it doesn't shatter, and a life sized mannequin that looks exactly like him. He's so vain that he likes to watch himself make out with the mannequin, pretending that he's actually making out with himself.

 

If there was an undiscovered color what would it look like?



#1421
Orian Tabris

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It would be like PAIN!

 

Which is bigger: Alderaan or Middle-Earth?



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UnknownIntrigue

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Middle Earth

 

Why is sky blue?



#1423
Orian Tabris

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Because aliens said so.

 

How come my bööbs STILL haven't grown 10 feet wide?



#1424
smoke and mirrors

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From where i am standing they look like they have .

 

How can a sponge hold water and where does it go ?



#1425
UnknownIntrigue

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it goes where it is needed most and you should ask Spongebob about the other question, 

 

How caome aliens have not invaded yet?