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[Melee or Die]

With the way the Chinese keep reproducing, they keep having to restock on anal probes.

If Godzilla calms down after a Snickers, does King Kong have anything on him? (A very simple question for those who reside in Malibu)

[Orian Tabris]

Yes, but Snickers was wrong to tell people that "you're not you, when you're hungry".

 

If I roll around in toxic waste, will I get super powers?

[breakdown71289]

Yes, and a rude awakening from your doctor the following morning lol.

 

If I drink too much soda, will I explode from the overabundance of gas?

[Orian Tabris]

No, you'll just be frozen in time.

 

If I eat ice cream too quickly, will I get conjunctivitis?

[Melee or Die]

Yes, a bunch, but they'll all suck. Like Jubilee's, from X-Men. Seriously, how did she make the team?!

How does a fruit-hat+Silverback Gorilla=RPG fast travel? (Hint: carry the fruit-hat, after adding the Silverback)

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[Orian Tabris]

Wait... there is more than 1 type of conjuctivitis?!

 

I don't know. Ask Gabe Newell.

 

How come feet are used for walking, not sleeping?

[Orian Tabris]

So they can one day get super powers from toxic waste, and grow their fingernails long, or retract them like Meg!

 

Can I go home now?

[The Love Runner]

Only if you phone home.

Where were the close encounters of the first and second kind?

[Orian Tabris]

By the La Brea Tar Pits.

 

How does one kiss my asphalt?

[The Love Runner]

By drinking a cement smoothie.

What's the same thing I do every night?

[Orian Tabris]

Beat it. Just beat it.

 

Why don't I murder the Earth?

[AventuroLegendary]

Because the earth would murder you back.

 

Why doesn't my lawn feed itself?

[Orian Tabris]

Because you bought the wrong kind. Next time read the whole description, and make sure you're not getting the wrong catalog item.

 

Where did my hat go?

[UnknownIntrigue]

your hat is gone with the wind

 

why is moon white?

[Orian Tabris]

Moon white 'cause black dark. Yeah yeah. Black dark. Moon white.

 

What is someone who is in Fathers Against Rude Television called?

[smoke and mirrors]

Stupid

 

Why would you waste time in Fathers Against Rude Television ?

[Orian Tabris]

Because pie.

 

Who wants some pi?

[Orian Tabris]

No thanks, I'm on a diet. I can only eat cold, sweet food.

 

Which way do you hold a sword?

[smoke and mirrors]

The pointy end is  best

 

What is the silliest question you have seen ?

[UnknownIntrigue]

I`v never seen one.

 

Are silly people mere geniuses?

[smoke and mirrors]

I think your on to something Unknown Yes

 

 

When someone sneezes how fast is that spit coming out ?

[UnknownIntrigue]

 

When can human fly by his own?

[smoke and mirrors]

When we all get bitten by radioactive spiders or fall into radioactive waste

 

 

Where can i find radioactive waste ?