I think you have some under your sink in your kitchen, go check!
Did you find it?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I think you have some under your sink in your kitchen, go check!
Did you find it?
No. The horse barned the fell past the race.
Does a Magician's success come from making illusion look like magic? Or from making magic look like illusion?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Neither!! It comes from using slideshows!!
Did you find the gasoline under your bed?
Nop. But I found some in my pants once.
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
No doubt. They call stray weapon shots "lightning".
Do you keep a raccoon with you at all times?
No. I keep it with my sis
do you eat cockroach?
You mean Coq ro Achen? Famous medieval Flemish recipe. No can't say I have.
How perilous is the treaty for humanity, between the US gov. and the Aliens?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I can't say! It's confidential!! And if you ask again, I will have to kill you... ![]()
Where are the aliens hiding?
In our brains if you don`t wear tin foil hats
When did tin foil hats go out of fashion ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Never!!! They are still number 1 fashion!!! ![]()
Why is the "M" in your avy bigger than the rest?
Because i stands for ME ME ME ![]()
Why is there no I in team but three in individual ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
My answer is answer!!
Why is this place called "Bioware forum" and not "Biohazard forum"?
SHHHHHH not everyone knows about the waste storage
Did you get your Bio Suit when you signed up ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I did!!
Did you get yours??
They didn`t have my size ![]()
Have you seen the doors on the toxic waste room buckle ?
Yes. I was watching, and then your gut came out of both. ![]()
Why was smoke and mirrors in the toxic waste room, in the first place?
He was trying to get the radioactive boy to heal his limbs. ![]()
Did his plan work though?
No, it didn't. Turns out radioactive boy was just some crazy homeless man on bath salts.
Radioactive boy sounds like the name of a superhero, but who would be his archnemesis?
Smoke and mirror`s as it seems he has plans to defeat him and consume him.
Will that make him strong enough to fight and get his girl?
Absolutely...not
What if his legs didn't know they were legs?
Then they'd probably think they were eyes.
Is smoke and mirrors made of legs?
There is only one sound way to discover if he's made of legs, gentlemen. We must build a device that would allow us to communicate with his legs! Thereby allowing us to ask them if the rest of his body is indeed made up of legs.
Sounds like he must be taking some of that homeless man's bath salts, if his legs don't know they're legs. Should we find him some help for that?
s and m is beyond that.
Is smoke and mirrors into S&M? I ask because my friend wants to know... ![]()
I think not. He is quite into someone else and his legs have doubted if they are legs or not cause they shake ln bake.
with legs being uncertain what is his fate?