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[Orian Tabris]

Stumpy!

 

How many legs does a colossal dodecahedron spider have?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

How do you know they're legs and not arms? Oh wait... that wasn't an answer, just another question. Uhhh.... *brain explodes*

 

Should we go to the land of Narnia to find out? Surely the great Aslan can tell us!

[Orian Tabris]

I would not believe a word that lion says.

 

Why wasn't Narnia spelt 'Gnarnia'?

[UnknownIntrigue]

think because it looks cooler. 

 

Couldn`t have said Lion instead of Aslan? Aslan means lion after all.

[LPPrince]

Who knows?

 

WHY DID ORIAN THINK A PRINCE WAS A WOMAN

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

What! Women on the internet? Bah! There hasn't been a women in these parts for over a thousand years!

 

Why do you not see that Elven supremacy is the only truth?!

[UnknownIntrigue]

 Because he dreamed of it and wished it.

 

Because Elves ear can blind other people if not careful with how they move around.

 

shoould we find him a girl?

[Orian Tabris]

A picture of the actual Prince.

 

No, leave that up to Santa.

 

Why is Santa fat?

[UnknownIntrigue]

because all year till Christmas he just sits in his house and eats.

 

are toohfaries real?

[Orian Tabris]

No, only the Toothfairy is real.

 

Why are vegans fat?

[LPPrince]

A picture of the actual Prince.

 

You haz

 

 

Vegans are fat because they don't eat Riesens, now then

 

Who wants a Riesen?

[Orian Tabris]

Lando Calrissian.

 

Can we pick up that hitchhiker?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Okay, but you're going to have to take care of him and feed him, Orian. He's your responsibility. If he makes a mess in the backyard or starts ruining furniture don't come looking at me.

 

Why didn't my parents ever buy me a dog? Was it because I wasn't cruel enough?

[LPPrince]

Yes. Should've bit it.

 

How about us dudes with long hair?

 

[smoke and mirrors]

The wind will always be yours

 

 

Should LP be in a  shampoo Ad  ?

[Orian Tabris]

No, just a Maybelline ad.

 

Does this post make my butt look big?

[bEVEsthda]

Yes, because I had a better answer and was ninja'd.    Nah, just kidding, your butt always look big.  

 

 

Why do you never see TV commercials for important stuff, things where the choice really matters?

[Orian Tabris]

Because then they'd be actually useful for something.

 

That story is bad.

[smoke and mirrors]

Sorry i stopped listening

 

 

Why isn`t there more silly questions ?

[UnknownIntrigue]

because trolling is better.

 

what is the best way to troll?

[Orian Tabris]

Say CoD is the best game franchise of all time.

 

Why... won't... you... die!?

[UnknownIntrigue]

"shoots himself in the head" sorry. got no brain to die.

 

satisfied?

[Orian Tabris]

Yes. Excuse me while I jump out a window in frustra- er, satisfaction.

 

Was that you, or was that me?

[bEVEsthda]

The conclusion that if it isn't A, then it must be B, is a common fallacy that plagues mankind. It's not a plane, so it must be aliens in a spacecraft. Nobody is there, so it must be the spirit of a dead person. It's not in the science books yet, so every word in the Bible must be true.

 

 

 

Why do people believe in science?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because they teach it at school

 

 

What is the point of school ?