No. I mean yes. ...Nnnn-no.
Nowhere. Hush!
How many times does it take to impregnate Kanye West?
No. I mean yes. ...Nnnn-no.
Nowhere. Hush!
How many times does it take to impregnate Kanye West?
Anyone stupid enough to call their kid North West must take a lot .
Why would you even want to impregnate Kanye West?
Well, he is a gay fish so I'm not sure how that would work. But, other than that so the cute and fuzzy satanic woodland critters from that southpark episode can finally have their antichrist.
Why isn't the Rent Is Too Damn High party more popular?
Because people's brains are too damn low.
Did you read that in his voice?
No.
Did you read that in the Sten's voice?
No I read that in her voice
Where are aliens living on earth?
In cereal packets so we eat them
What do the aliens do inside you ?
Nothing, really. They just bide their time, then pop out of your chest while you're trying to eat lunch.
What's to like?
so many things and nothing
what is there to not to learn?
Breathing come naturally
Why can`t i go to the moon ?
Because that's where housewives victimised by their fat husbands go. Unless... you are such a housewife.
What kind of reason would you like?
Lack of funds. That can at least be remedied.
What is there to do on the moon?
The moonwalk. Also, you can walk on the moon.
What if life is an alien MMO, and we're all each alien's respective players?
Then lock and load boys lock and load ![]()
How far could you drive the ball off the tee on the Moon ?
By using Detective Gadget`s gadgets.
is there any reason or no reason?
There is EVERY reason!
What makes a man a pony?
A dominatrix with a whip. Better giddy up if you know whats good for ya ![]()
Why is cheesecake called a cake when it is clearly a pie?
BECAUSE I HATE CHEESECAKE. It makes me ill. Seriously. ![]()
Why do I just wanna slowly lick some ice cream on a cone?
(It's winter in Australia, LOL.)
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Because I always considered Europe to be cold.
How come OWA isn't TwoWomanArmy (TWA)?
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An icecream* Icecream*
Because Rebecca will be in an RPG where she can only wear that helmet, and no other items - like in Dragon Age 2 (e.g. with Varric and Bianca).
What are the chances of me dousing the sun with Antarctica and the Artic?
Nothing.
Who is Orian dating/is interested in?
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Gwen Stefani ![]()
Damn ninja who got ninja'd by another ninja!
I'd have a bath outside, completely naked, and have it filmed for high schoolers to see in a video about the Antarctic, where everyone can see my incredible dark brown beard, dark brown pubic hair and flaccid penis.
Why do I remember that video from high school!?
(No! That was NOT me in that video!)