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[Vroom Vroom]

I haven`t tried but no i don`t think so

 

 

Whats wrong with a bit of biting ?

It isn't fair to those who don't have teeth. 

 

Is anyone else afraid of curtains? 

[UnknownIntrigue]

SHE. When SHE is sleeping. Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of love, beauty and rebirth!

You say she is a Goddess then yes, she.

 

nothing if the meat tastes good.

 

what`s wrong with  snoring?

[bEVEsthda]

Small parts of the brain are drawn down into the sinus cavities, where they break down into mucus. The problem is, of course, that you're getting dumber and dumber and that you eventually die.

 

 

Why is life so hard?

 

 

 

 

(Actually, Aphrodite was really the Greek Goddess of recreational sex, mainly sodomy - to avoid pregnancy. And she was inherited from the Babylonians, where she was known as Ishtar, and before that from the Sumerians Inanna. This goddess of "Love" etc is later monotheistic societies re-emphasis, due to their standards of moral). 

 

(Ishtar was actually a far more complex deity, and almost the most important Babylonian one. One could think she was split into Aphrodite, Artemis and Athena. She's also notable as still being the spiritual figurehead of the oldest secret society in existence. As well as the most powerful.

 

(This organisation was founded by Babylonian mystics and astronomers in Babylon, when Darius came to power in Persia. The center of their beliefs is that divinity is for man to discover in nature, not for priests and prophets to declare. Thus they regard all religions as the vilest blasphemy and at the best as utter superstition. Their longstanding goal is to free humans from superstition. These ancient mystics studied - in accordance with their beliefs - the 'star' they believed was Ishtar. They observed that the star moved through a closed pattern that formed a five-pointed star with one point upwards. Previously, Ishtar's symbol had been an eight-pointed star. But now this society embraced the five-pointed star as their symbol. They have since marked their every creation with this star. Except one, which is marked with the eight-pointed star, for a special reason. The society is extremely secret, but the stars are there in the open for everyone to see.

And since the organisation is so secret, I don't know anything about this so I'm just making all this up.)

[Orian Tabris]

Because Aliens make humans evil.

 

Why do people say all is well that ends well, when all is at an end, when all that is well ends?

[VulpineSneak]

Because no one wants to believe in the middle.

Why do I always get ninja'd

[Orian Tabris]

Because The Shredder hates you.

 

How come every time I speak, I lose a piece of my sanity?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Because you listen to what's coming out of your mouth.

 

Why do ninja ninja posters?

[bEVEsthda]

Because otherwise they would be ninja'd and the other would be ninja.

 

 

Latin and Greek writes/reads from left to right. Hebrew and Arab writes/reads from right to left.

Chinese and Japanese write/reads from top to bottom.

Why did the Egyptians write/read both from left to right, and from right to left?

[Orian Tabris]

Because Ancient Egypt was cool like that!

 

Haaave you met Ted?

[ZeroPhoenix94]

No, I don't talk to stuffed animals.

What if I said we ran out of both red and blue pills?

[breakdown71289]

Then the Oracle is going to stop baking us cookies.

 

What if I told you.....that Morpheus keeps saying "What if I told you...?"

[VulpineSneak]

What if I told you, I told you so.

How many Chucks would Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris cared to chuck Chucks?

[TheChosenOne]

It doesn't matter . He's Chuck Norris.

How do you google something?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I have a website for that, but the url would be censored. (It begins with "just", ends with "google it," and has a word between those bits which would be censored.)

 

(Seriously, is he serious?)

[De1ta0m3ga]

He's seriously serious.  Seriously, you can;t be more serious than he is.

 

Why does sneezing hurt your head?

[themikefest]

too much snot wanting to come out at once

 

Why do planes fly?

[VulpineSneak]

All the tiny head demons get shaken up.

Why can't 3+3=4?

[UnknownIntrigue]

because of magic

 

how can someone be level 50 in DA2 while the most I could get was 25 to 27?

[smoke and mirrors]

They cheat

 

If i have something in my eye and i wink am i really winking at you ?

[Orian Tabris]

Yes, because you used the other eye.

 

Is smoke and mirrors' avvie shaped like a guy's junk?

[smoke and mirrors]

Wow i never thought of that Ori

 

 

Why can`t i see Ori`s new avi`s breasts like all the rest of them ?

[breakdown71289]

Because Smokey's avi's backround is......GOD.

 

Why is OWA's avi's background black and not white? 

[breakdown71289]

Because the short shorts are killing him lol.

 

Why is Batman fighting Superman in 2016?