8!!!
How do you know if I am telling the truth??
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
8!!!
How do you know if I am telling the truth??
Because I made you type that silly question.
Inception?
Deception
interception intersection ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yes! My bff is a dragon!! ![]()
But this isn't the "have you ever" thread... it's the "Ask a silly question" thread LOL ![]()
Why did you confuse those two threads?
I thought that was a silly question. ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Lol it was a silly question, maybe I got confused because you started it with "have you ever" haha.
Why didnt you ask a silly question right now?
What color was the lint?
Rainbow, like hippie lint.
Why do cats hate me?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Naaaah it should be DeltaBeta ![]()
Shouldn't your username be Earth Runner? I've got no real reason ![]()
My username DeltaBeta? No. ...like...
Shouldn't your username be TwoWomanNavy?
*Ignores ZeroPhoenix94's ironic post, ironically, by ignoring it, but not ignoring it altogether, because that is impossibly ironic... unless I actually missed it altogether, which would just be not seeing it, rather than ignoring it, so it wouldn't be ignoring it, and I'd just be missing it altogether*
No, it should be TwoWomanLegs. ![]()
I sent everyone on the forums a memo about not being ironic... did anyone get that?
Ironically(?), I didn't edit this post.
Well citizen, that's an excellent question and I thank you for it. I think its great that we live in a town where you can ask questions, because without questions we just have answers and an answer without a question is a statement.
Why does my car smell like nachos?
Because you've been eating tacos in it. Duh! It's simple science!
Why don't people understand basic food science like the correlation between nachos and tacos?
I don't know. You should ask the Hamburglar.
Why isn't the beach called the b!tch?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because the beach is beautiful PLUS the name b!tch was already taken LOL
How did people learn to swim?
By skinny dipping. ![]()
What do you do with someone who pees in the pool? ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You take that persons head and place it under that "pee water" for a few seconds so that he/she can taste his/hers own pee!! ![]()
How do you know if someone pees in the pool? ![]()
Oh, I have a chemical in my pool that reacts with urine to form an intense and staining violet dye. With time, as people learn, it's extremely effective in stopping people from peeing in the pool. Unfortunately, the chemical is bad for your health, so I can't, or don't, use the pool myself. A bit annoying, I must admit.
Why can I buy soda "with real sugar" (check Pepsi's latest) but not "with real Opium"?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You can buy it with opium, you just have to ask for it at the store, they keep it in their back room!!
Why cant you ever find neon coloured roses?
Because they're always turned off!
Why can't we jump from building to building in single bound?