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[The Love Runner]

Because there is green kryptonite nearby.

If Po is the Dragon Warrior, does that mean he can summon the dragons from How To Train Your Dragon?

[TheChosenOne]

No,because He didn't train them

 

 

Why can't I be as cool as Han Solo?

[De1ta0m3ga]

Because Han shot first.

 

Why cant popcorn bags be bottomless?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Because then all of the popcorn would fall out.

 

Will you save humanity by volunteering to be a sacrificial offering to the great Cthulhu?

[Katiefrost]

No, I will teleport the great Cthulhu to an artic wildlife preserve in Alaska for use as polar bear kibble.

 

 

 

 

Who would you advise I feed to the polar bears next? 

[smoke and mirrors]

Everyone but you and me

 

How many Polar bears need feeding ?

[Katiefrost]

All of them.




Do turtles make noise when they fart?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Yes, but you can't hear it through their shells.

 

Do androids eat electric cows?

[Katiefrost]

Not if you can recharge like seven of nine used to.




I want to cast magic missile. May I cast magic missile?

[TheChosenOne]

No. Go cast magic bullets.

 

Can I go to Hogwarts? 

[SafetyShattered]

You can, but only for one semester. Your mother and I can't afford the tuition for any longer then that.

[SafetyShattered]

Can we have world peace, but only for our world? Not any of the other stupid ones...

[Katiefrost]

If we wanted world peace only for our world, we wouldn't deserve it.



Where did the word "twerk" come from?

[smoke and mirrors]

I think someone saw Miley Cyrus and thought total weird  jerk  put it together " twerk "

 

 

Why is Miley Cyrus such an attention seeker ?

[SafetyShattered]

Because she doesn't get nutrition like we do. She doesn't eat, she gets all nourishment from attention.

Why is Miley Cyrus so annoying?

[smoke and mirrors]

It`s got to licking every thing in sight

 

 

Is Miley more annoying than her Father Billy Ray ?

[TheChosenOne]

Because children are expected to pass their parents.

Why are we talking about Miley?

[UnknownIntrigue]

Because she shares the name with Miley Cyrus.

 

how can a panda ride a bike?

[N7 Shadow 90]

Because the panda's nose is stuffed to the brim with snot, which gives it better traction on the ground.

 

Why do birds fly?

[FraQ]

Because they can't dance!

 

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

[breakdown71289]

So they could make silly faces at us 

 

Why doesn't the hokey pokey involve any actual poking?

[FraQ]

Cause that's not what it's all about.

 

Where's Waldo?

[FraQ]

Only if you ask, real sweet like.

 

Where have all the cowboys gone?