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[Katiefrost]

Home to where the buffalo roam.


Why are there crumbs in your bed?

[FraQ]

Cause my dog is a jerk who likes to sneak up there with his milk bones when I'm not paying attention.

 

How do I get Waldo out from underneath my bed?

[UnknownIntrigue]

You just ask them nicely.

 

Why do Americans call football soccer? seriously, why?

[Katiefrost]

Because we call rugby football.



Why is that rubber band around your big toe?

[UnknownIntrigue]

Cause I have a fetish? lol

 

foot+ball+football

 

Now can you tell me how this is SOCCER? 

[Shasow]

Because the players wear long socks. They're soccers. 

 

Why is the world flat?

[themikefest]

So you don't keep going in circles

 

How long would it take to run from this spot to that spot?

[AventuroLegendary]

As long as it would take to run from that spot to this spot.

 

Why does my rain dance not work?

[Katiefrost]

Try a Harlem Shake rain dance.


If I take everything with a grain of salt will I turn into an ocean?

[Shasow]

Yes.

 

Do cats really cough up hairballs? 

[smoke and mirrors]

No those hairballs are where kittens come from

 

Why has it taken me so long to notice the blue triangle next to the smiley icons ?

[cronshaw]

No those hairballs are where kittens come from

 

Why has it taken me so long to notice the blue triangle next to the smiley icons ?

 

When you were a child a blue triangle, jealous of the beautiful circular, square and rectangular tables your family made, destroyed your family's business.

You have repressed those memories until now, finally noticing blue triangles for the first time in 20 years and swearing vengeance upon all triangles whatever their color.

Geometry will never be the same

 

why can't i think of a silly question?

[cronshaw]

double post

[smoke and mirrors]

Your not silly enough

 

 

 

Why does someone always leave the empty bottle in the fridge ?

[themikefest]

So you can keep checking your watch to make sure its telling the right time

 

Why do cars have doors?

[Fishy]

To make you exercise before sitting on your arse.

 

Why do we start with why before asking a question ?

[mousestalker]

It's the single best way to sing cleanly.

 

Why isn't the rope longer on soap on a rope?

[bEVEsthda]

Because then they could be used for other purposes and require a much longer and more expensive disclaimer.

 

 

How come competition swimmers can swim considerably faster than is reasonably possible?

[themikefest]

They have the same diet as a fish that makes them swim faster.

 

How much do clouds weigh?

[FraQ]

It depends on the weather.

 

What's goes best with chocolate?

[Beerfish]

Naked bodies

 

Why do socks disappear in the dryer?

[bEVEsthda]

They don't. They disappear already in the washer, which, of course, as everybody knows, eats socks.  The dryer is just a scape goat.

 

 

What will the machines do with us, when they ultimately take over?