If I could watch first that would help me make my decision.
Now the heat is getting intense in the kitchen is the sauce almost ready?
If I could watch first that would help me make my decision.
Now the heat is getting intense in the kitchen is the sauce almost ready?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Edit: Ninjaed by the cook!!!
No you should sit still and then you should lie down for 20 minutes!
Nooo! Leave it to cook for itself, you have to let it be on for at least 3 hours you silly man!!!
Should I get myself a lion?
No bears are way cooler pets.
Okay..how will I know the sauce is ready?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You will know when the kitchen is in complete flames okay?
Do you have a fire extinguisher?
Whats a fire extinguisher?
Okay the kitchen is completely engulfed, can I eat the sauce now?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
It's that thing to put out a fire with,
Yes you can eat it now, I'm proud of you, very well done!
Can I have some of that sauce?
No, he was cooking the sauce for me.
What should I eat with the sauce?
I only made enough for one serving and well I don't have a kitchen anymore to make more.
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Something watery because there will be no sauce for you!
Do you know any good restaurants, I'm going to have to eat out for a while?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hmmmm... try Bon appetite in Fantasy Land!
Should I take a walk to Hollywood today?
I passed out at a party and someone wrote on me with mascara... Does that count? ![]()
Have you ever made a scene while quitting a job? (confusing threads...)
What's the beef?!
Beef is the culinary name for meat from bovines, especially cattle. Beef can be harvested from cows, bulls, heifers or steers. Acceptability as a food source varies in different parts of the world.
Why are cows always depicted as evil?
They secretly plotting to take over the world .
Who is the cows leader ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You are! Have you forgotten already??
Why is ice cream called ice cream?
Because I scream for ice cream!
Do you have an outrageously funny witty comeback for when someone says something very offensive?
Your internet compass is broken.
Is it really dangerous to go alone?
Not at all.
Why are "daggers" called "daggers"?
Well, it wasn't a knife you'd cut jerky with.
Why are some arcs called bows, while some bows are called arcs? Directly on the point, why is a person using a bow called an archer?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*