Before the Ps11.
Why did you just scratch where you did?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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ShepnTali
, mai 10 2013 03:41
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#1777
Posté 25 août 2014 - 11:53
The Love Runner
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Because the lotto card wasn't going to scratch itself.
Why you gotta put your finger on my Butterfinger?
Why you gotta put your finger on my Butterfinger?
#1778
Posté 25 août 2014 - 11:57
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Because I get a little kleptomaniac when I'm hungry.
(Did I just mash together two different products?)
#1779
Posté 26 août 2014 - 01:05
Shasow
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I don't think so.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
#1780
Posté 26 août 2014 - 01:17
Lunch Box1912
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I don't know? I already burnt my kitchen down for sauce...probably ALOT.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?
#1781
Posté 26 août 2014 - 06:16
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Right after Apple I phone 206
Why do they call it apple and not banana or tangerine ?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:25
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Because the creator of Apple LOVES to eat apples 
Why do they call it Mac and not Cheese?
- smoke and mirrors aime ceci
#1783
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:27
Shasow
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Mac is Cam backwards. Macs have web-cams on them. Coincidence? I think not.
What is the meaning of life?
#1784
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:38
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Giving me all your money
How much money do you have ?
#1785
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:43
Shasow
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Well I have nothing now!
How can I get my money back?
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#1786
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:45
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By Praising the Almighty Samurai Cat empire
How do i spread the Samurai beliefs?
#1787
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:47
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I guess as your side kick i should give your money back .
Why is life so hard being a side kick ?
#1788
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:50
Shasow
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I dunno *kick* 
Do cats speak English?
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#1789
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:52
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Yes but not the foreign ones 
What do dogs speak ?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 26 août 2014 - 09:54
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Dogs speak alien language!! They lived with alien for centuries, you should know this!!!
What do birds speak?
#1791
Posté 26 août 2014 - 02:38
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This one speaks French,I think....
Did the ravens steal your earrings?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 26 août 2014 - 02:42
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Yes I think so..
And...
Now I want them back, how do I do that?
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#1793
Posté 26 août 2014 - 02:50
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You have to quote the Raven. They like that.
How do I make boredom go away?
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#1794
Posté 26 août 2014 - 02:51
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Tell it you love it and want to marry it.
If Dogs ate cats and bats would rats rule the world?
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#1795
Posté 26 août 2014 - 03:37
N7 Shadow 90
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Yes. Rats already rule the world, and I don't see why that would do anything more than expand their power.
Why do cinema seats not have seatbelts?
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 26 août 2014 - 03:44
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Because the people who works at the cinema likes to chase you around before they catch you! Otherwise it's not fun for them!
Why do people always make so much noise at the cinema during the movie?
#1797
Posté 26 août 2014 - 04:04
Beerfish
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They don't really want to be there, they just want to impress their date so they can sleep with them later that evening.
Why are pizzas not trapazoid shaped?
#1798
Posté 26 août 2014 - 05:30
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Because some guy owns rights to trapezoid pizza, and he wants $1.05 in licence fees for every trapezoid pizza sold.
And the penny hasn't dropped yet (that no one is ever going to pay).
Why do some people ruin their coffee with sugar?
#1799
Posté 26 août 2014 - 05:35
Beerfish
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Same reason people ruin lattee's with low fat cinnamon.
Trees or lawn?
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Posté 26 août 2014 - 05:37
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Lawn
Pool or lawn?
