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[SmilesJA]

Are the law?

[Katiefrost]

Low enough to get stuck.


Why does it take two to tango?

[The Love Runner]

Because it takes more to mango.

How much taste is in New York City salsa, anyway?

[TheChosenOne]

It taste like a big apple ( get it  )

 

How does one be so bad at being good?

[Shasow]

By being bad

 

What is 50+8950.01=?

[The Love Runner]

9000.01 (OVER 9000!!!!)



Dredd says he is the law. Which law is he, exactly?

[smoke and mirrors]

Any law he wants

 

 

Why would you want to stay up all night ?

[GMagnumm]

so i cn rub sum gurl buttchek n hav sexi tyme tbh

 

 

y do blueberrys stank lyke ostrich lip tbh

[smoke and mirrors]

Not Sure tbh

 

Why are there so many sily questions ?

[Elhanan]

Because children already use most of the good ones.

What is another word for Thesaurus? *nods to Steven Wright*

[Fishy]

Thesaurusus

 

Thgir ym ta si mra tfel ym rorrim eht ni yhw ?

[cronshaw]

it isn't

 

Duck Billed Platypus or Spiny Anteater?

[Elhanan]

DBP between those two, but prefer Flying Snakes as the more memorable beasty:

http://animals.natio.../flying-snake/

Who is the greatest detective since the 1800's?

[Abraham_uk]

G Magnum PI of course. He truly is "hella gud tbh"!

 

You meet an individual whose personality is part Nicolas Cage, part Charlie Sheen, part Mel Gibson and part Tom Cruise.

How would you interact with such a person?

[bEVEsthda]

Mostly just fine, I'd think. As such a person obviously would have the sober living of Tom, the mind of Mel, the affability of Nicholas and the finances of Charlie.

 

 

Why isn't a simple and honest sport like 'jumping from heights' (i.e. clay diving) on the Olympic program?

[DarthFoot]

Because cats would instantly win.

 

Why don't we fund the destruction of dogs?

[FraQ]

Why don't we fund the destruction of dogs?

 

- The last words of Darthfoot.

 

He was last seen being led away at gunpoint by a dashing young gentleman in an I My Puppy T-shirt and an awesome orange hat.

 

If you have any information on his whereabouts please don't hesitate to call us at 1-800-DogsWin.

 

 

 

Why can't we all just get along?

[Elhanan]

A long what?



Why is this the favorite question of 2 yr olds?

[smoke and mirrors]

Why not ?

 

 

Why is the blues called the blues and not the purple ?

[ZeroPhoenix94]

Blue is sad and purple is pain.

 

Why is the Dragon's Dogma thread so dreadful?

[Katiefrost]

Because there are no cats on it.


If you are eating a bag of skittles, what color do you try and eat all of first?

[Shasow]

I don't care about the color. I'm not racist, nor do I ever eat Skittles.

 

 

Why is it that things are the way they are?

[smoke and mirrors]

So the world is running smoothly

 

 

Would the world work better with more chaos ?

[Katiefrost]

No, but more chocolate and caffiene would help.


If you were going to be pickled in something what would you choose?

[Catastrophy]

No, but more chocolate and caffiene would help.


If you were going to be pickled in something what would you choose?

Chocolate and coffee of course.

 

What should I eat for lunch?