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[smoke and mirrors]

Chocolate and coffee of courses    

 

 

Can i have chocolate and coffee for every meal ?

[Katiefrost]

Only if the Packers win next weekend. (9/4/14)



What will happen between the Seahawks and Packers on 9/4?

[smoke and mirrors]

A tie Katie so we will both have to change avi`s

 

 

Why isn`t Katie a Packer fan ?

[Elhanan]

Green Bay has a decided lower ratio of Starbuck's concessions.

Why have they not completed the construction of a working Time Machine yet?

[Giant ambush beetle]

Because everyone is afraid of the future. 

 

Whats the perfect color for a mirror? 

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

Lack of funding.

 

Why are we not funding that?

 

@ da ninja: Clear.

[Elhanan]

@ Time machine funding: It is a matter of cash with investments; once it works, there is a decided lack of interest....

Why do we carry footballs?

[Riverdaleswhiteflash]

I don't.

 

Why do you?

[TheChosenOne]

Cuz football is RAD!!!

 

Why can't I feel my legs?

[Shasow]

Because i cut them off

 

How much do you think I can sell these legs for?

[Elhanan]

A wheelchair.

What I the speed on an unladen swallow?

[Katiefrost]

More than that of a ladened carrier pigeon.


And then what?

[bEVEsthda]

Then what is I kinda actually doubt that. Pigeons are seriously fast flyers.

Now Swifts, otoh, they're FAST, capital letters.

 

 

 Why is everybody, retailers and customers, buying only the cheapest and miserably stuff, when you can (normally) get something that is at least a 1000% better for only 25% higher cost?

[smoke and mirrors]

Because they won`t take monopoly money at stores  

 

Why wasn`t the last question silly ?

[themikefest]

Because you forgot to see the eye doctor after getting the notice from them months ago

 

Why do we need air?

[Katiefrost]

We couldn't fart or belch without it.



Did you know the word "politics" used to be defined as many blood sucking insects?

[chance52]

They changed the definition when mosquitoes complained that it was insulting to their species.

 

 

 

 

Why can't the Arizona Cardinals string 2 good seasons together? (sob)

[Katiefrost]

Because they keep getting the avian flu.


How do you know they won't string 2 good season together some year?

[chance52]

They really love the Dolly Parton song '9 to 5' so their first goal of the season is to get their win/loss record to that, only after do they focus on wild-carding into the playoffs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is the NFL Network still so entertaining during the off-season?

[Abraham_uk]

Because the NFL has the best commentators.

 

How does an insult rifle (as opposed to an assault rifle) work? 

[bEVEsthda]

It's all just in the marketing. All rifles work the same. You hold on to the thin tube and hit the golf ball with the wider end.

 

 

Why does everything take longer?

[Katiefrost]

Because the universe is expanding.


Ever have squid flavored ice cream?

[breakdown71289]

Yes.....at the bottom of the sea. *burps* Excuse me.

 

Ever walk around in deep thought about something, only to find someone appear to think your crazy?

[TheChosenOne]

 

Ever walk inside a room and wonder why you did?