All the time but people tell me I am senile at least I think they do ......
Why do people have to be so mean ?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#1877
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:19
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Because they are some mean m****r f****rs!
Why do you think they are that?
Why do you think they are that?
- smoke and mirrors aime ceci
#1878
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:23
smoke and mirrors
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Because so few people are cool 
Why is it that we have four seasons and not say a million ?
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#1879
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:30
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Because the Hotel Four Seasons absolutely HAD to name itself FOUR seasons and not a Million Seasons and sadly we follow our seasons after that hotel, yup, what can you do... 
Why do you not know these answers already?????
Why do you not know these answers already?????
- smoke and mirrors et Katiefrost aiment ceci
#1880
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:50
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Because i have dementia i did know that at some stage but i don`t now 
Why won`t the doctors let me out of this home ?
- Katiefrost aime ceci
#1881
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:11
DarthFoot
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Because you want to subject to the Almighty Samurai Cat Empire,
Why are humans so weak?
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#1882
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:11
Shasow
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Because cats are weaker.
What is the square root of CAT?
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#1883
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:14
DarthFoot
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it is MEOW,
Why are humans so hateful?
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#1884
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:56
Elhanan
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Boredom; hatred takes as much nurturing care to grow as an avg garden.
Why are not Moms left higher tips after finishing a day's work?
Why are not Moms left higher tips after finishing a day's work?
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#1885
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Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 04:05
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Because moms look better in a low cut shirt and a tight skirt I assume, yes.... I'm not a lesbian, that's not why I know this but really... I'm the smartest one on bsn so you can be sure to trust me anytime I tell you something
Why do cows say muuuh?
Why do cows say muuuh?
#1886
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 04:18
Elhanan
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Just the accents; meant to say 'Moi'?'
Why does golf wear have to look so incredibly tacky?
Why does golf wear have to look so incredibly tacky?
- mousestalker aime ceci
#1887
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 05:23
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Because golfers are really CIA agents blending in and hiding so that they don't get discovered!
Why is it that we women (as in me) look so damn hot in riding outfit while men look so stupid in them?
- mousestalker et Katiefrost aiment ceci
#1888
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 05:58
mousestalker
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Because it's easier to beat the boys off with a riding crop if you have to (or want to). Men do not have that problem.
Why is there so much food pr0n on the Internet?
Why is there so much food pr0n on the Internet?
- Katiefrost aime ceci
#1889
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 06:01
Elhanan
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Have no idea; the idea of Chef Boyardee in his short-clothes ruins my appetite.
Who thought it was a good idea to be the first one to walk a tightrope?
Who thought it was a good idea to be the first one to walk a tightrope?
#1890
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 08:12
Katiefrost
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Maybe someone who watched a rat walk across a ship's mooring line and tried to copy it after drinking too much rum.
Why does tequila make her clothes fall off?
Why does tequila make her clothes fall off?
#1891
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Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 08:39
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Because "tequila" actually means "shake" in alien language and since she is an alien, she assumes that she has to make her clothes fall off every time she drinks it as in "shaking them off", understand now sweetie?
Why is Vodka named Vodka?
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#1892
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 08:46
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Because like water, vodka is essential to living. Vodka means water after all.
Seriously though. I can't stand the taste of vodka.
Not really a spirit person.
As the Doctor, I am looking for a new companion to travel through time and space. I want you!
Does this advert work? If no, do you have any advice? Sincerely The Doctor.
[No I don't think I'm the doctor. Goodness I'm not that deluded]
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#1893
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Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 09:54
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Yes Doctor! Your ad is working!!! I am now your new companion!!!!!! Don't worry! Be happy 
Where is our first destination to?
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#1894
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:01
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To his lab with all those spooky instruments....
Did he just lock the door?
Did he just lock the door?
#1895
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:06
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It was the dog. Not him...
Am I a cool person?
#1896
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 10:26
Katiefrost
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I'm insensitive to cold so I can't tell.
Does Jaime Lannister look like Prince Charming in Shrek?
Does Jaime Lannister look like Prince Charming in Shrek?
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#1897
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:23
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He looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Are we inside the Matrix?
#1898
Posté 01 septembre 2014 - 11:40
Elhanan
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No, the Matrix ain't this complicated, and generally folks are not bending over backwards to aid their fellow man....
Why do silent mosquitos bite?
Why do silent mosquitos bite?
#1899
Posté 02 septembre 2014 - 01:10
TheChosenOne
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Because silent is also deadly.....
Harvey Dent...... Can we trust him?
#1900
Posté 02 septembre 2014 - 01:31
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Seriously? You can trust him to be Harvey Dent.
Would you let the cat out while you're up?
Would you let the cat out while you're up?
