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#1901
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No the cat will eat the native animals .

 

 

Who let the cat out of the bag ?



#1902
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Tom Opposable Thumb

What do you call a dog without legs? *Note: It really does not matter, as it cannot come to you anyway* :lol:
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Mean Elhanan :crying: Poor dogs :crying: I refuse to answer such a mean question :crying:

 

 

Why is Elhanan so mean? :crying: :crying: :crying:


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#1904
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No caffeine before posting.

What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef?* :D

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No caffeine???? What were you thinking???? Go drink your coffee man!!! LOL :D

 

You funny meanie!! Okay, I say legless cowie! :D

 

Why is a latte called a latte?



#1906
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Uncertain, but it may be French for "old coffee, reheated and disguised with cream".

Why are puns so funny?

#1907
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Because they were invented by funny nuns. Drinking lots of coffee.


When was the last time something lunged out from under your bed and grabbed your foot?

#1908
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When I was stupid enough to anger Chuck Norris on halloween.

 

 

What is the silliest thing you want to happen on Doctor Who (that hasn't happened yet)? [Make it as silly as possible]!



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His telephone booth is replaced by a giant cell phone.

 

Why do cows say moo when they really mean moooooo!?!?!?


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#1910
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In his latest incarnation, changes name to Dr What.

Not enough calf-ine.

Where may one find inner peace?

#1911
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One may find in "inner" as in inside, you have to cut yourself open with a scalpel silly!! -_-

 

Why is no one as smart as me?



#1912
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Because there cannot be only One.... *ducks and runs*

:D

What is your favorite facial feature?

#1913
UnknownIntrigue

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not sure what you mean with that. I guess eye color. not sure if I answered it right. lol

 

why a ball is round?



#1914
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Because a dance with a glittering pyramid is not nearly as enjoyable.

Who is your favorite animated celeb?

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Nikki Larson :D

 

When am I going to get 8 more likes to reach 500?



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When you finally reveal yourself to be the creator of the sticky note.

Where do you keep your outer wear?

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In the basement....

 

 

Do you dare going down there?.... :crying:



#1918
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Almost a given in modern RPG's; Aye.

Why does the media include gossip in the news section?

#1919
Abraham_uk

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To confront the evil monster?

 

I have a local priest, a cheeky rapper, a butcher and an ex-soldier.

My four friends and I would have no trouble handling that foe.

I got ninja'd! :ph34r:

 

 

Oh but haven't you heard? He's having an affaire!

I want to know how his wife is going to react to a man having an affaire!

I have to know! The world is going to end if I don't have that update!

Somebody quick tweet me the outcome!

 

 

 

How did his wife react to the affaire? I have to know!



#1920
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Wife knows he has to sleep sometime. More to follow....

Why aren't rats considered to be warm and fuzzy creatures, too?
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#1921
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Depends where you're from.

I am a huge rat fan my self.

 

My favorite rats are Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Junior, Peter Lawford, Joey Bishop and Buddy Greco.

Their music gives me warm and fuzzy feelings.

 

 

 

Is it just me or Did Peter Capaldi go back in time to 2009 so that he could wear his Dr Who outfit on Craig Ferguson?



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Okay, my silly question is:

 

Why didn't Abe ask a silly question?

 

 

POST HAS BEEN EDITED..... hmm... I wonder why...

 

Yes, he made a time machine and went back!

 

Why cant everyone not buy a time machine in stores right now?


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#1923
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Because the Doctor said so!

 

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I am onto you! :devil:

 

 

What happens if you anger Peter Capaldi's incarnation of the Doctor?



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No I am on to YOU! :devil:

 

 

You will get turned into a bird!

 

 

What happens if you anger a troll?


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#1925
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Will have to cross that bridge when I get to it....

Where are my glasses?
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