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[Katiefrost]

You're sitting on them.


Did you take your meds?

[N0rke]

Nice try doctor, I'm not telling you.

 

Do you think flying cats are destined to take over the human race?

[smoke and mirrors]

No flying dogs will win the war

 

 

Why can`t penguins fly ?

[Elhanan]

Mental health issue; bi-polar.

Who invented Liquid Paper?

[smoke and mirrors]

The Band Monkee`s invented  Liquid Paper while writing songs

 

 

Why can`t i bite off more than i can chew and then chew like a mad man ?

[Elhanan]

The Band Monkee`s invented  Liquid Paper while writing songs
 
 
Why can`t i bite off more than i can chew and then chew like a mad man ?

* Believe it was the lead guitarist's Mom, who worked as a secretary.

Hard to do with one's foot is in one's mouth.

What is your quest?

[smoke and mirrors]

* Believe it was the lead guitarist's Mom, who worked as a secretary.

Hard to do with one's foot is in one's mouth.

What is your quest?

 

Yes it was

 

 

My quest is to rid the world of trolls

 

 

Who will join me on my quest ?

[Elhanan]

The next one to be sent hurtling off the bridge....



Why is a football shaped like an egg?

[bEVEsthda]

ehum... I wouldn't even tell most adults that, and here be younger persons present.

 

 

What is the greatest idea left behind in the shifting sands of time?

[Elhanan]

A Temporal Dust Vac

Where does one find inner peace?

[bEVEsthda]

It's not 'where', as in any destination. It's the path you take.

 

 

 

Why does love for arts, crafts and creative skills make things better, when love for persons make things worse?

[Elhanan]

Love never makes things worse; false beliefs of what love actually is the flaw.

Who decided that making sauerkraut was a good idea?

[mousestalker]

The French

Why is cheese so good?

[bEVEsthda]

Because I grind the shade grown, ecological, single grove, roasted beans only immediately before making the coffee. And because I pour on all the water, by hand, in one go and let it filter by gravity. And because I add a tiny pinch of Cardamom...

...Of course, alternatively, it might just be the power of TV, movies, commercials and an amount of addiction.

 

 

 

Do people who drink decaf like benzene, dichloromethane and ethyl acetate in their coffee?

[FraQ]

I prefer wasabi and soy with a hint of ginger please.

 

 

Where do you go to buy a clue?

[Beerfish]

At a board game store, professor plume, with the candlestick, in the conservatory.

 

At the Vets to Cats get cat scans and Labradors get Lab reports?

[Elhanan]

Yes, and race car drivers are treated for Indy-gestion.

What do you call a dish with a goose stuffed with prunes? *I don't know, but you better hope it doesn't fly - Paul Lynde*

[FraQ]

A toilet's worst nightmare?

 

 

 

Where is lady luck hiding?

[bEVEsthda]

(The non-silly question and non-silly answer to that is: In hard work.)

The silly-question and silly answer? In Hollywood. Everybody knows that.

 

 

When we achieve world peace, will we then ask ourselves: "- Is it really worth this !?"

[Katiefrost]

No, world peace will surely take our breath away...



If you had a tail, would you chase it?

[breakdown71289]

All the way around and through a loop to form a head knot.

 

Why do penguins wobble around so much?

[Katiefrost]

It's good for their metabolism.



Where do you keep your enemy's ashes?

[Elhanan]

In the nearest toilet bowl.

What is with all the anger towards violets on TV?

[Sir DeLoria]

Palindromes go well with presumably dead parrots.

Is he a Kevin?!