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#1951
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No, of course not! He's obviously a Fred!

 

Are you, DE Loria?



#1952
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Nah, he's DA Loria.

Do you clap after eating a meal?

#1953
Orian Tabris

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Only when I eat tuna. And only if I've got a red and white ball on my nose.

 

Do you eat people?



#1954
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No, I have nut allergies.




Did you pull the plug?
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#1955
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No; prefer to leave it in to maintain all that juicy goodness.

Why do children have to grow up?
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#1956
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Yes, but nothing happened... :blink:

 

It's to sustain the clothing industry.

 

 

What's a guy gotta do to get some service around here?!


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#1957
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He has to yell WILMAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

 

What will Wilma do then?


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#1958
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Bite her lower lip and try not to wake the neighbors... :o

 

 

Have you seen my baseball?



#1959
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Yes, it's in the basement in your former school, you should still be able to retrieve it :D

 

 

Did you find it?



#1960
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Which school? It's okay... I never liked that baseball anyways!

 

 

 

The best ice cream is covered in... ?



#1961
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Vanilla and Chocolate of course!!! LOL. I like nuts on the top as well! :D

 

 

Where can I find a fat free cheesecake?



#1962
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At the store, between the dairy free dairy and the sugarless sugar snacks.

 

How do you make a Penguin fly?


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#1963
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Orca with a blowgun.

Why do modern chefs believe that seeing more of the plate rather than food is preferable?

#1964
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Because people are getting fatter and fatter and that's the only way to make them eat less!

 

 

Why is the psycho still here?


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#1965
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God told him to stay.

 

Why won't my computer fix the aspect ratio on games from the 90s?


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#1966
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Because your computer is being a big 'ol meany and is messing with you and giggling to itself.

 

Why do people make shoes out of tree bark?


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#1967
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To make Treant prints for hunting.

Why do leaves change color in the Fall?
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#1968
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because people too change color

 

why is water h2o?



#1969
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Because Oxygen was so greedy she wanted two hydrogens at her side.

Together they created life.

 

What happens when you fight someone who is half ballerina and half warrior? 


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#1970
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well...something goes right up somewhere :P LOL

 

how come someone with one bullet dodges 1000 bullets coming from enemy and then headshots the commander?


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#1971
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Early access to the script....

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? *The latter is a sick bird; Bazinga!* :D
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#1972
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Elhanan you answered your own question; Bazinga!* :D

 

You meet a real life manic dream pixie person. Said individual asks you to dance with them.

What do you say to them?



#1973
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I do dance with them but first pass out. lol and the embarrass myself with my dancing

 

how can someone become the Arishok?


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#1974
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By going Super Saiyan.

If the Grinch stole Christmas, who stole the other holidays?
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#1975
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Superman of course!!!! He flies so fast that he can make it all around quickly!

Does Louis Lane follow with him?
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