No, of course not! He's obviously a Fred!
Are you, DE Loria?
No, of course not! He's obviously a Fred!
Are you, DE Loria?
Only when I eat tuna. And only if I've got a red and white ball on my nose.
Do you eat people?
Yes, but nothing happened... ![]()
It's to sustain the clothing industry.
What's a guy gotta do to get some service around here?!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
He has to yell WILMAAAAAAA!!!!!!
What will Wilma do then?
Bite her lower lip and try not to wake the neighbors... ![]()
Have you seen my baseball?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yes, it's in the basement in your former school, you should still be able to retrieve it ![]()
Did you find it?
Which school? It's okay... I never liked that baseball anyways!
The best ice cream is covered in... ?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Vanilla and Chocolate of course!!! LOL. I like nuts on the top as well! ![]()
Where can I find a fat free cheesecake?
At the store, between the dairy free dairy and the sugarless sugar snacks.
How do you make a Penguin fly?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Because people are getting fatter and fatter and that's the only way to make them eat less!
Why is the psycho still here?
God told him to stay.
Why won't my computer fix the aspect ratio on games from the 90s?
Guest_SilverMoonDragon_*
Because your computer is being a big 'ol meany and is messing with you and giggling to itself.
Why do people make shoes out of tree bark?
because people too change color
why is water h2o?
Because Oxygen was so greedy she wanted two hydrogens at her side.
Together they created life.
What happens when you fight someone who is half ballerina and half warrior?
well...something goes right up somewhere
LOL
how come someone with one bullet dodges 1000 bullets coming from enemy and then headshots the commander?
Elhanan you answered your own question; Bazinga!* ![]()
You meet a real life manic dream pixie person. Said individual asks you to dance with them.
What do you say to them?
I do dance with them but first pass out. lol and the embarrass myself with my dancing
how can someone become the Arishok?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*