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#1976
Lunch Box1912

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of course not because she knows he is evil 

Spoiler

 

Why do people who play superman become cursed?



#1977
FraQ

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Because when you fly too close to the Sun, you get burned!

 

 

 

Why did Miss Muffet sit on a tuffet?



#1978
Orian Tabris

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To eat her way through her curls.

 

When you swear, do you go "Ah, fraq!"?


  • FraQ aime ceci

#1979
FraQ

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Only when I suspect Cylon involvement.


Why don't we have Sexy robots yet?

#1980
crashsuit

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Hi, I'm on page eighty, is that a valid question?

#1981
FraQ

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Maybe... Do you have any documentation that can help verify your story?


Where's the funny?

#1982
Orian Tabris

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Ask the fat one; he made one.

 

Why do noses smell?



#1983
FraQ

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Because people are always sticking them where they don't belong.


What does the man on the moon do during the day?

#1984
The Heretic of Time

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During the day he goes to venus to daygame some hot venusian babes. The man on the moon is a real player.


If evolution is real then how come we don't see any crocoducks in real life?



#1985
N0rke

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They do exist, it's just that no one who sees one lives to tell the tale.

 

Why are aliens so scared to come visit us?



#1986
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because they've heard of Bigfoot, Godzilla and the Lochness monster, they are too scared!

Why haven't WE visited aliens yet?

#1987
SafetyShattered

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Because they are a very advanced species, but as advanced as they are they don't have showers yet. And they smell....very badly.

Why do they have all of that technology, but no showers?!?!?!

#1988
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*

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Because they can't swim!!

Why haven't they learned to swim?

#1989
UnknownIntrigue

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because they are lazy

 

should we force them to learn?



#1990
The Heretic of Time

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Yes but only if they are okay with that.

 

If aliens are real then how come we are alone in this universe? Hah, check-mate silly alien believers!



#1991
bEVEsthda

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Because things we have no means of knowing, are always facts.

 

 

Why do we know that aliens have access to FTL space travel?



#1992
Elhanan

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Cause it is in The Rules, or Ray Bradbury novel.

Why are we so crazy about space while we know so little about the Oceans?

#1993
FraQ

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because Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

 

 

What do you think is hiding at the bottom of the Ocean?



#1994
UnknownIntrigue

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Spgebob with Mr Crabs secret Formula. lol

 

can I swim in the ocean with a space suit?



#1995
Beerfish

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No but you can walk along the bottom.

 

Why can't humans regenerate limbs like a star fish can?



#1996
UnknownIntrigue

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Because the devs thought it would make the game easy

 

 

 

why the asari have not contacted us yet?



#1997
bEVEsthda

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Well, - would you have?

 

 

Why don't we have three hands? Surely, this would be the optimal.



#1998
UnknownIntrigue

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Because then we could not be distinguished from monkey`s. :P

 

what is the difference between desert and dessert?



#1999
Elhanan

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One has a decided lack of buoys and gulls....

Where do atoms come from?

#2000
UnknownIntrigue

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From our bellies when we fart.  :P

 

why strawberries are ed?