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[Orian Tabris]

Because Ed is red!

 

Who wants blueberry ice cream?

[FraQ]

Yes Pls! (Actually I'm eating Orange Sherbet right now!)

 

 

How do you dance on a cloud?

[Orian Tabris]

You can't. Unless it's island cloud.

 

Why can't I find Amanda Hugandkiss?

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

"Orian's looking for amanda hugandkiss! Anyone? Anyone? Is there an amanda hugandkiss out there?" Strange... she's not here.

 

Can anyone help me find Seymour butts, Mike Rotch, and Hugh Jass so we can go look for amanda hugandkiss?

[Elhanan]

Sorry, but 5 yr olds do not have access to the intercom.

When is the best time for tea?

[FraQ]

Just before Tea time.... or maybe just after.

 

Probably both. Oh, and during... Definitely during!

 

 

 

What's the best snack to accompany my Tea?

[Elhanan]

Crushed ice; prefer mine cold.

Is a crumpet anything like a tuffet, moppet, or curds & way?

[Katiefrost]

A crumpet is a crushed trumpet.

What did the skunk say at the church picnic?

[bEVEsthda]

"Where did everybody go?" and "Are all these leftovers just for me?"

 

 

Why do artists who die, reasonably close to their prime, always become 2, 3 levels 'greater'?

[Orian Tabris]

Because the art gods demand it be so!

 

If you crunch numbers, do they become unusable?

 

Crushed ice; prefer mine cold.

Is a crumpet anything like a tuffet, moppet, or curds & way?

 

It's spelt 'whey' not way.

[Elhanan]

It's spelt 'whey' not way.

No whey?!

No; still good for bits, bytes, and nibbles.

Why are apartments so close together? *Nods to Gallagher*

[DeathScepter]

because it is the warmth.

 

 

 

 

Why Warmth when we can have cold? how does Bastila fit into all of this?

[Elhanan]

Has to do with her diet of Chow Mein and Bird's Nest soup; cause yeast is yeast, and Nest is Nest, and never the Mein shall tweet....

*I slay me*

Who is tougher than Chuck Norris?

[Orian Tabris]

The fist hidden under Chuck Norris' beard.

 

How come Dirty Harry isn't Dusty Harry?

[Shasow]

Because he wasn't feeling lucky.

 

What is inside me?

[Elhanan]

Cause he showers in champagne; a '44 Magnum....

Sugar, spice, and dinner.

Why do reptiles get bad press?

[Orian Tabris]

Either a soul or a penis.

 

Because Elhanan is behind the times, and he is secretly a reptile.

 

How come Elhanan gives other reptiles a bad name?

[Elhanan]

Only because I keep ref to them as fish bait.

Why does anime use pastels?

[Orian Tabris]

Because children own the rights to crayon.

 

How come my cat won't fix my microwave?

[DeathScepter]

your cat is not an alien but an alien and Aliens don't like microwaves.

 

 

 

why is that?

[Orian Tabris]

Because aliens.

 

If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

[Elhanan]

None; waffles are better.

What animal can jump the farthest distance from a standing position?

[bEVEsthda]

Any, basically, but I would say man is the most likely. It's just a matter of getting up on the highest cliff face or building.

 

 

 

Why don't aircraft flap their wings, like birds do?

[Abraham_uk]

Because they're too fly. 

 

Sorry bad joke.

What happens to people who keep telling bad jokes?

[Elhanan]

They get Sitcoms.

Who thought Disco was a good idea?