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[bEVEsthda]

Before internet, a lot of people, apparently.

 

 

Why don't anyone think Disco is a good idea today?

[Abraham_uk]

John Travolta!

 

Should I have plastic surgery? I'm not satisfied. I want to look even scarier!

[Elhanan]

A lack of polyester and sparkly spheres.

No.

Where is the best place to find good pizza?

[bEVEsthda]

Is that a silly question? I dunno, I've had some dam good pizzas in the Italian speaking part of Switzerland though.

 

 

 

 

Why is it that Praying Mantis walks around on four legs, like a real animal, when all other creeps need 6, 8, 100 or 1000?

[Elhanan]

If your mate was out to kill and consume your remains, you might want to have a couple of arms free, too.

And there is no bad place to find good pizza.

Why are bad songs so popular?

[bEVEsthda]

Because they're short, and can be made even shorter by cutting beginning and end.

 

 

 

What do horses think of horse racing?

[Abraham_uk]

If they had a choice they'd say "ney".

 

 

Was replacing that really creepy Avatar a good idea?

[bEVEsthda]

We never get, exactly, what we crave.

 

 

 

Do horses understand that the alternative to horse racing is becoming sausage?

[The Heretic of Time]

Yes that's why they run so hard and are so friendly towards us.

 

 

Why is the earth flat and why do so many people lie about it saying the earth is a sphere which obviously isn't true?

[bEVEsthda]

We're captives of the Universe illusion. Our only hope of escape is to cut off our genitals.

 

 

 

Why do simple truths, like these, need no evidence, when complex lies require so many?

[Elhanan]

Lawyers.

Who invented rice cakes and other tasteless foods, and why?

[bEVEsthda]

Some centuries back, the Aztecs tortured two prisoners by forcing them to only eat an extremely painfully burning, bitter fruit they had found in the forest. After the prisoners had been freed by Spaniards, one of them had gone insane under the relentless torture, and spread the use of Chili Peppers all over the world, as a spice. The other one, invented rice cakes.

 

 

 

Considering how wonderful Habanero is, why is Red Savina necessary?

[smoke and mirrors]

It`s not

 

Why isn`t the world flat we could be surfing through the cosmos ?

[Orian Tabris]

Because then you'd make sense. Grammatically.

 

How sick is Taylor Swift's new song's beat?

[The Heretic of Time]

So sick that after listening to it I got an infection. Now I'm sick too.

 

Why do women secretly have hardcore lesbian orgies in public ladies restrooms whenever they go "peeing" together?

[smoke and mirrors]

@ Ori

 

 

I think you wish that`s what`s happening

 

But why do women have to go to the toilet in numbers ?

[Elhanan]

Instinct, like Gazelle gathering together at the water hole to guard against predators.

What has happened to modern music?

[The Heretic of Time]

It became a monstrosity and should be put down like the rabid beast it is.

 

 

Why do kids these days like terrible music?

[Elhanan]

Packaging. Should place some songs from the old days in upgraded vids, and watch standards rise again.

Why do intellectuals often lack common sense?

[The Heretic of Time]

Because the Joker hasn't made them lighten up and smile yet.

 

Why are some people compulsive pathological liars?

[Elhanan]

They are already in the Image Recognition database.

What animated character bests represents you?