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[DeathScepter]

it is 901aasi


where did he come from?

[ShepnTali]

Planet X


Pop quiz hot shot: A tentacle monster is creeping up behind you. What do you do?

[ShepnTali]

Well, I'm guessing you're in Japan...


Instead of MMA, can't we get more jello wrestling on TV?

[DeathScepter]

ShepnTali, you have to go to Thessia and Illum for that.


would you go to those places for that?

[DeathScepter]

No I will not do that


Master Chief, Gordon Freeman, Adrian Shepard, Barney Cohlon, Gina Cross, Collette Green and Issac Clarke walk into a bar. What happen?

[Lunch Box1912]

The ComicCon sign outside falls down? 

 

Could it look like this? 

master chiefs rough up Kevin Sorbo

[Iron Fist]

"It," whatever "it" is, could look like anything.

 

Why is water wet?

[GMagnumm]

cuz it lyke pelican tbh

i sneeze n i sht my pant how i gt my dignite bak tbh

[Iron Fist]

To be honest, I have no idea what you're saying.

 

When will this sentence end?

[Lunch Box1912]

why

[Iron Fist]

Because some dead person said so a very long time ago.

 

Where does one get a life?

[Lunch Box1912]

I'm still looking for that merchant as well..

 

 

What is your favorite color!?

[Iron Fist]

My favorite color is transparent.

 

How do they put seeds in apples?

[NekkidNones]

It's a garden gnomes trade secret.

 

Why do mermaids sing so much?

[Iron Fist]

To please me.

 

Who is drinking my water?

[NekkidNones]

You're just not backwashing as much as usual.

 

Do the women on Fox know they can wear pants?

[geth47]

I´m sure they wear pants whenever they shower.

 

Why do we need a start (and not PAUSE) button on joysticks when we could enter the game by pressing any other button?

[Cainhurst Crow]

Because doing so allows us to bypass the peper-higs bothan conundrum and therefore prevent the pym particles from collecting into a pym hole.
 

Why is the cakehorn gone?

[Orian Tabris]

Because it's people came and took it back to it's home planet.

 

What is Rumpelstiltskin's name?

[NekkidNones]

Tom T!t's his name.

Do pregnant women know when the baby they're carrying goes to the washroom?

[Iron Fist]

Sure, their bladders are linked. 

 

How many pigeons do you keep as pets?

[Lunch Box1912]

Pets!!? If i find one more trying make a nest near my gutters again it's gonna get a broom whack like never before.

 

Why do people still bother to watch the news?

[Iron Fist]

They are waiting for the END.

 

What will it take to get Bill Murray back for Ghostbusters 3?