When your brain says 'I've gone too far!'
If pi R squared why are pies round?
Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
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#2227
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 07:53
AutumnWitch
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Because yanks are bad at maths.
when does 2 +2 not equal 4?
#2228
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 08:17
Beerfish
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When it's a 4 person orgy that produces two children then it = 6
If the Wright brothers smoked dope would they still be the 1st ones to fly?
#2229
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 08:56
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Don't know, but they surely would have flown in circles.
Can Kate Perry really roar?
Can Kate Perry really roar?
#2230
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 08:59
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with that rack of hers who cares.
Where exactly is Willy Wonka's factory?
- smoke and mirrors aime ceci
#2231
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 08:59
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Absolutely! Dope was much weaker in those days. Only 10-30% of the strength of THC that we'll find today.
Totally Ninja'd
In hiding, from police and food authorities.
Why do I fall asleep, sitting up?
#2232
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 09:04
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You have some 'fainting goat' blood in your history.
Is a small urchin who wanders the sea bed alone called an Urchin urchin?
#2233
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 09:42
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It could soon be called sea otter sushi.
Did your hair just ruffle because something crawled through it? Or was that just the wind?
Did your hair just ruffle because something crawled through it? Or was that just the wind?
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#2234
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 11:05
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"He looked quite handsome with the wind gently blowing his hair, and him chasing after it."
Contacts or glasses?
Contacts or glasses?
#2235
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 11:17
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we dont need no stinking glasses
If there was a thug working on a car engine would it be a hood under the hood?
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Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 11:33
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No it would be a wood under the hood
If your car needed new brakes, would it need a new cake or a new stake?
#2237
Posté 12 septembre 2014 - 11:33
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Your lack of mechanical expertise shows, madame. It would need a new cakestake!
If Dogs and cats could talk, what would they say?
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#2238
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 12:16
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Feed me...
Why don't men wax instead of shave?
Why don't men wax instead of shave?
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#2239
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 12:18
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cuz their wimps
Why do men like sport so much?
#2240
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 12:22
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It's the only way they can hug each other without appearing gay.
Why don't purple or orange have rhymes?
Why don't purple or orange have rhymes?
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#2241
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 12:23
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because love lorn teenagers would use then too much in bad poetry
Why do some birds not fly?
#2242
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 01:46
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They are afraid of heights
Why is my PC making me angry ?
#2243
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 01:47
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cuz you not being PC
When is a sun burn a sun tan and vice versa?
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#2244
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 01:53
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Not sure but i know when it`s skin cancer 
Why do we have only one moon ?
#2245
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 01:54
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cuz then they would me moonies
What is grass green?
#2246
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 02:04
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I don`t know my grass is brown 
Why do some pay for water when its free ( almost ) from the tap at home ?
#2247
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 02:50
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It cost money to maintain pipes.
Is water wet?
#2248
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 03:19
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Most of the time it is
Do you have enough time for Thyme ?
#2249
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 03:28
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No, but I have enough time for Rhyme!
Would you like a back massage going down Mt. Everest in a sled at 140 miles per hour?
#2250
Posté 13 septembre 2014 - 03:49
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No.....
would you skydive if given the chance?
