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[UnknownIntrigue]

I ate them.

 

Why cheetoz is a tiger in one country and monkey in another(in ours)?

[AutumnWitch]

sound like monkey business to me

 

Why do the yanks call chips, French Fries when even the French don't

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Little known fact, The French after being invaded by the Germans used to cry while making their fries. American soldiers who liberated france ate some and liked them so much they wanted to bring them back home. So they called them cry fries. Naturally, no one want's to eat something called a cry fry, so they were renamed to French fries.

 

Why are my neighbors outside at 3:00 in the morning? Are they burying a body back there?

[AutumnWitch]

Ooooooo...ask if you can help!
 

 

Pourquoi les français si étrange?

[bEVEsthda]

Because of American education. French Fries are actually Belgian, and that is just the start.

 

 

Do Bees calculate their fuel consumption, so they know when to turn back again?

[AutumnWitch]

Because of American education. French Fries are actually Belgian, and that is just the start.

 

 

Do Bees calculate their fuel consumption, so they know when to turn back again?

 

good thing I'm not American then,

 

 

They always fly with their honey

[smoke and mirrors]

Yes

 

Why didn`t Autumn ask a sily question ?

[themikefest]

pull out your purse and hand the money to the saleman

 

Why do we need air to breathe?

[UnknownIntrigue]

because finding mates then would have been easier.

 

why do elephants have big ears?

[AutumnWitch]

better to hear you my dead,

 

Why do only female mosquitoes bite?

[bEVEsthda]

They're not asking for much now, are they? Just a little for their baby mosquitos.   ...Trillions of them.

 

 

Why are savages, aliens and monsters always so obsessed with white women?

[AutumnWitch]

cuz women of colour are too smart for them.

 

Why do aliens always want to kill us?

[SafetyShattered]

They don't....they're all very friendly and enjoy learning more about us and our various cultures. Nah I'm kidding, they do want to kill us. They think we're stupid

Why do they think we're stupid?

[UnknownIntrigue]

Because you are.

 

was that a bad joke?

[AutumnWitch]

I dont know I'm just here for the free likes.

 

When does time fly?

[The Heretic of Time]

When you're high.

 

 

Why is "being high" called "being high"?

[AutumnWitch]

cuz you aint singing the blues are ya?

 

 

Why is rock music so loud?

[bEVEsthda]

Because Spinal Tap invented the eleventh amplifier position.

 

 

 

Why don't kids like rock music?

[AutumnWitch]

all of my kids love rock

 

 

Why does anyone like anything?

[The Heretic of Time]

Because the media brainwashed them into liking it.

 

 

Why is AutumnWitch so obsessed with likes?

[AutumnWitch]

I have a lot of like to give

 

 

What is a Facebook?

[UnknownIntrigue]

a book that you slam your face on to live your mark on it.

 

why copycat?

[The Heretic of Time]

Cause it's better than copydog.

 

 

Why are cats cooler than dogs?