a cat who got stuck in the Xerox machine
where the end of the world?
a cat who got stuck in the Xerox machine
where the end of the world?
Where IS the end of the world? At the edge of the universe.
Does the Earth revolve around the sun?
Only when it has a harshly apt comment to say.
Are you only 'uman?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Noo I am only 'uwoman
What would happen if we locked up all the fake people inside a giant room?
all the people in Hollywood would disappear
Who really ate the last piece of cake?
You did. You just wanted to brag about it on the forums.
How come I'm not you?
cuz you'd look silly with boobs this big
How come I'm not in Hawaii?
you are not a coconut.
why are you not a coconut?
She was born a human so that she could turn other women to witchcraft.
Why does she do this?
Cuz I enjoy it.
The secret to comedy is?
Dropping the f-bomb and pantomime horses.
Anyone wanna join me in a pantomime horse-suit?
What fun is that?
How is it that the Simpson's have been on for 20+ years but no one has aged?
sorry fresh out of blue...I have a lovely lilac if you like?
Who would win Mother Nature or Father Time?
Whichever one makes the Simpsons.
What would happen if I pressed the red button?

Yes
What do you say now ?
THinking about it.
Why Orea cookie box make so much frigging noise ? It's difficult to be sneaky.
they do that on purpose I am sure!
Why cant they make a quiet bag if crisps either?
Because they can never be as good as chips.
Is it yummy?
It looks like it ![]()
What do you think ?
the world is going to hell in a hurry
Where is over the rainbow exactly?